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do we have any Doctors on here ?
ayoungman - 3/11/05 at 11:54 AM

I mean medical types not PHD types.


DorsetStrider - 3/11/05 at 12:07 PM

I seem to remember there being a Doc from the states on here a while back with dodgy wishbones.

As I said it was some time ago now thou.


Avoneer - 3/11/05 at 12:51 PM

Are the piles playing up again?

Pat...


David Jenkins - 3/11/05 at 01:03 PM

...or is it that dodgy rash again?


r3nuf - 3/11/05 at 01:10 PM

'er in doors is a nurse if that's any good?!

If it's sympathy you want, don't ask her though!

Cheers

Gary


Hellfire - 3/11/05 at 01:13 PM

Dr Who?


Surrey Dave - 3/11/05 at 02:42 PM

I'm a 'mental health support worker' , which works out quite well when getting together with the WLM....


Fozzie - 3/11/05 at 03:02 PM

We like to keep you on your toes Dave Very handy though, to have your expert help when the odd 'senior moment' occurs, especially with Stu!....lol
Fozzie


Peteff - 3/11/05 at 04:56 PM

I like foam, do you like foam? I'm not allowed anything sharp. The yellow tablets are the nice ones.


iank - 3/11/05 at 05:04 PM

My sister in law + her husband are both hospital doctors.

but google is you friend if you are trying to look up stuff.

p.s. the lozenge shaped blue ones are better than the yellow ones


MikeR - 3/11/05 at 05:09 PM

blue ones - nnnnoooooo, keep triton away from the blue ones


Dusty - 3/11/05 at 07:09 PM

I used to be one. Now retired.


Peteff - 3/11/05 at 08:01 PM

A retired lunatic?
I tried the blue ones but they gave me headaches and an erection, conflict of interest there I think. Oh yes, it was about doctors wasn't it. Sorry my mind's wandering.


DorsetStrider - 3/11/05 at 09:49 PM

I like the red ones.... they make the pain go away.


Dusty - 4/11/05 at 01:14 AM

Oblivion has been achieved.


DaveFJ - 4/11/05 at 09:11 AM

Wife is a General Practice Nurse Practioner...
(A GP in all but name! - and of course pay )

[Edited on 4/11/05 by DaveFJ]


flak monkey - 4/11/05 at 09:22 AM

My uncle was/is a GP and my aunt is a physiotherapist, and between them they run a private nuring home for younginsh people with neck/spine injuries.


ayoungman - 4/11/05 at 09:23 AM

The reason why I ask is this.

Flak Monkey seems to have some strange fascination with Heavy Metal. I think he might be in need of some professional medical care !


flak monkey - 4/11/05 at 09:42 AM

quote:
Originally posted by ayoungman

Flak Monkey seems to have some strange fascination with Heavy Metal. I think he might be in need of some professional medical care !




m/ >< m/


DarrenW - 4/11/05 at 11:30 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Peteff
I like foam, do you like foam? I'm not allowed anything sharp. The yellow tablets are the nice ones.


I like tablets. Not allowed tablets. Now force fed medicine. It tastes of wee. i like foam. Not allowed foam. It cut my throat. Forgot to remove knife. Now not allowed tablets.
Do you like knives? All my friends like knives. Care worker says we should go outside with knives........... The trees like knives.





Why do you ask about doctors?


David Jenkins - 4/11/05 at 11:39 AM

Perhaps it's because of this...



DJ


omega 24 v6 - 4/11/05 at 12:38 PM

Read this in the paper at tea break this morning. All my troubles washed away as i choked on a mouthfull of tea and roll and harled the office wall

Jeez i hope I never wee anyone off that much.


steve_gus - 4/11/05 at 01:51 PM

controversial..... a whacky story about Americans



atb

steve


David Jenkins - 4/11/05 at 01:55 PM

quote:
Originally posted by steve_gus
controversial..... a whacky story about Americans



Nah - just life in general!

(at least it wasn't a "bobbit" )

David


steve_gus - 4/11/05 at 05:16 PM

luckily, something like that hasnt happend to me in life!

Still, at least it would stop it falling down my trousers, and causing me to trip over all the time

atb

steve


jollygreengiant - 4/11/05 at 07:18 PM

quote:
Originally posted by steve_gus
luckily, something like that hasnt happend to me in life!

Still, at least it would stop it falling down my trousers, and causing me to trip over all the time

atb

steve


Some one give steve a nudge, he's fallen asleep again.