'I didn't want it grassing me up'

LMAO

....did you read the wheelbarrow chase one on there too...

I thought I was a parrot once, but I got over it

I thought I was a parrot once, but I got over it

I thought I was a parrot once, but I got over it

I used to think I was a coyote, but I'm all right nowooowOOOOOWoooowOOOOOWoooooW...

Heard a story some time ago about a parrot, apparently true!

Woman walks into a pet shop and asks about a parrot, keeper offers one, but it's a bit quiet. Customer buys it, thinking it hasn't picked up much chat, and she'll teach it to say a few things.

She gets parrot home, and within a couple of days it starts coughing and wheezing, woman panics thinking bird is ill, and takes him to the vet.

Vet finds nothing wrong so rings pet shop to find out from where bird had come from.

An old peoples home

Like I said, apparently it's true.

ATB

Simon