This is soooo funny.
Danozeman - 5/1/06 at 08:29 PM
Have a read of this chaps. This blokes a nutter.
polo club
ch1ll1 - 5/1/06 at 08:33 PM
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Although its only a standard 1.6 L, It has been modified inside and out.
The ECU has been superchipped and I recently chipped the IAT sensor aswell.
The car has been lowered, altho not right down to the wheels, it has been lowered so that the gap between the arch and the wheels doesnt stick out,
generally giving the car much better tracktion when cornering, and also giving the feeling of being low to the floor.
Its accelleration is quite astonishing to be honest, Ive had polo gti's, golf v5's and 20v turbo's but none of them even touch the
accelleration that this car has. In a number of small street races it has left suburu impreza's, bmw m3's and numerous other cars struggling
to keep up with it. Before I had the car superchipped I believe the car had already had some sort of modification b4 as it was still fast then for a
1.6.
0-60 in 5 secs...holy cow, I best cancel my backorder on the 911 and buy your polo!
wish i was drinking what he is!
[Edited on 5/1/06 by ch1ll1]
[Edited on 5/1/06 by ch1ll1]
ch1ll1 - 5/1/06 at 08:35 PM
the post gets better further down !!
skydivepaul - 5/1/06 at 08:35 PM
Quote "The car has a top speed of 125. I'd say of my head it does 0-62 in around the 5 second mark, doing 1/4 mile in roughly 13-14
seconds."
I think it should read "I'd say off my head!!"
That blokes a nutter
Jon Ison - 5/1/06 at 08:55 PM
thats it, polo req'd for "hot hatch" should walk it if we buy that one......
Danozeman - 5/1/06 at 09:02 PM
I like the amount of ppl that have registered from other forums just to take the piss.
Simon - 5/1/06 at 09:50 PM
Reminds me of the time I thumbed a lift off a bloke driving a 2.5V6 Consul - the one like the sweeney granda.
"0 - 60 in 2.50 secs." he said. I didn't ask whether that was with or without the chronically slipping clutch!!!
ATB
Simon
steve_gus - 5/1/06 at 09:58 PM
follow the link for the 'chip'.
its a 1.2p resistor.
serious markup at 1.50!
atb
steve
jonno - 5/1/06 at 10:27 PM
he he, i saw the link from a E30 forum. Still funny thou !!
Hellfire - 5/1/06 at 10:32 PM
God damn.. someones gone and locked the thread so no more replies can be posted. Time to stop crying from all the
laughter.........
mookaloid - 5/1/06 at 11:15 PM
very very sad. The poor deluded soul.
it's bad enough being a complete t****er but he goes out of his way to tell everyone too!
must be incredibly thick if he thinks anyone is going to believe a word.
ah well we need people like that to make the rest of us look good I suppose
ch1ll1 - 6/1/06 at 12:27 PM
AND NOW they have deleted the thread!!
mak - 6/1/06 at 01:03 PM
Darn I set up an account to see that! 