>
> Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The
> Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala to
> putta 5 people in a Quattro."
>
> "Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.
>
>
>
> "Quattro meansa
> four" replies the Italian official.
>
> "Quattro is just ze name of ze fokken automobile" the Germans says
> unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5
> persons."
>
> "You canta pulla thata one on me-aa!" replies the Italian customs
> officer.
> "Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car and
> thereforea
> youarra breaking da law."
>
> The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call zhour supervisor
> over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"
>
> "Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He'sa busy with
> a
> 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."

SH&T - I best get building some extra seats then

I'm screwed in a Lotus 7 - variant :p

you think yuve got it bad, my other car is a landrover 110!

I used to have a Transit 190

I've got a BMW 540

Looks like the trip to Rome is off then!

I wish I'd bought that BMW 2002