went to an AGM for a club i am in tonight,i gave a freind a lift as she is local and i dont drink,she walks in and plonks a big bag on the table,says "a little something for the lift",
i open the bag,inside is a FRESH CHICKEN
anyone else had any strange things given to them for lifts/favours?

Thats some bird ya have there!

I always favour paying my way in fresh poultry wherever possible...

At Christmas most firms we work with dropped off a bottle of vino or spirits, which got shared amongst the staff.

But a guy turned up at reception with a massive black bin bag in his arms. Plonks it down on the reception desk and says Merry Christmas from ******. Secretary opens it up and there are a dozen fresh Salmon in there with loads of crushed ice. Not salmon steaks, entire fish.



Mike

My missus gets tips in meat at chrimbo (oooh err ) from a couple of her clients at the hair dressers she works.

Bloody great turkies and gammon joints etc,.

Just remembered another thing she had. She did her friends hair and said she didnt want anything for it so her friend gave her a sachet of Viagra jelly.

Are you familiar with this friend She probably knows something, wasn't your wife suspicious? Best tip I ever had, always put your barrow near your muck.

Yep i am familiar but not that familiar unfortunatley . I didnt think i had a problem in that department. It made a good nights entertainment!!