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Liam - 14/5/02 at 09:48 AM

Hello...

Er, sorry to start a new thread n'all, and I promise I did spend about two minutes searching for the answer, but how on earth do you get those rad photos under your names?

Do you have to have a lot more posts than me or something?

The photo I have in mind got a staggering 7.3 on hot-or-not. Beat that.

Cheers

Liam

James - 14/5/02 at 10:43 AM

ChrisW has to attach it to your profile.

Send him the photo and he'll do it.

You're lucky- you get to choose what photo. For most of us he used one he took at one of the meets. If I'd known what was happening I'd have stood well behind the camera- not in front!

James

stephen_gusterson - 14/5/02 at 11:21 AM

quote:

The photo I have in mind got a staggering 7.3 on hot-or-not. Beat that.

Cheers

Liam



Liam.....


they have to be a picture of yourself, not someone else




You are talking of that yahoo think I think?

I am way too kind on there (or my standards are low) - 98% of the time I score the babes higher than their average.

its on the pc when the kids use it - honest!

ATB

Steve

Liam - 14/5/02 at 11:48 AM

Eh - yahoo thing? Say what?

I don't quite remember putting a photo up on my yahoo profile thingy - but i may be wrong. What is it?

I only have two pictures of me in electronic format, both taken at the same party: In one I am wearing a robot costume (OK I have a cardboard beer case over my head), so the other one will have to do for my photo - it's real nice though.

And Steve - you'll be laughing on the other side of your face when you see how tripple tough I look. I eat tanks for pre-breakfast appetiser.

Liam

ChrisW - 14/5/02 at 12:47 PM

Liam

Either upload it somewhere and put the URL in the 'avatar' bit in your profile or email it to me and I'll sort it all out.

Poor old James doesn't like his photo - send me another then!

Chris

stephen_gusterson - 14/5/02 at 12:48 PM

quote:
Eh - yahoo thing? Say what?

I don't quite remember putting a photo up on my yahoo profile thingy - but i may be wrong. What is it?

I only have two pictures of me in electronic format, both taken at the same party: In one I am wearing a robot costume (OK I have a cardboard beer case over my head), so the other one will have to do for my photo - it's real nice though.

And Steve - you'll be laughing on the other side of your face when you see how tripple tough I look. I eat tanks for pre-breakfast appetiser.

Liam



Yahoo instant messenger has a pop-up with about 10 pics of guys and gals on it. You have to click on a 1-10 score for their 'rateability'. Thats where I thought you had got your 7.3 from.


The inference of your other pic is that you are not wearing a robot costume.....hope you have at least soemthing, cos we already have a topless pic on here


I work in Milton keyenes - I bet I can hit Bedford with a shell from here......


atb


Steve

James - 14/5/02 at 01:53 PM

Actually, I'd heard there was also a nude version of amihotornot.com but obviously I don't know the URL as have never been there.


James


Alright, alright, I have been there once but only very briefly as the pictures were far to graphic to load up at work where my web access is!

Liam - 14/5/02 at 02:11 PM

Steve - go to www.hotornot.com

It's great - that's where my 7.3 came from - I didn't expect that much, given the photo.

The raw data of the votes for my picture was very interesting - I had a normal/gaussian distribution around 8, but a huge spike on 0 - more people voted 0 than any other score! I think it must happen to blokes a lot - they get zero from me as a matter of principle

Nude hotornot?!! AWESOME! Go on James, post the url...in case others are interested I mean.

Liam

Liam - 14/5/02 at 02:27 PM

Yipee it works

Your tank doesn't look so scary now, does it Steve?

stephen_gusterson - 14/5/02 at 02:55 PM

quote:
Yipee it works

Your tank doesn't look so scary now, does it Steve?



"F=Ma" - Sir Isaac Newton, 1600s.
"Steel is REAL!" - Isambard Kingdom Brunell, 1800s.
"Wow Liam! I am glad I dont look like that." - Steve Gusterson, 14th May, 2002.

Dunc - 14/5/02 at 03:10 PM

Hey Liam, was it guys or gals that voted you at 7.3? It's a scary thought.

Liam - 14/5/02 at 03:25 PM

Thats half funny, Steve

Hmmm...I had assumed the stack of zeros were from American blokes with no sense of humour, but now you've got me thinking...

Maybe the zeros were from all the girls and the distribution around 8 were the guys. That seems worryingly plausible.

Still - at least I have the body of a real human being.

Liam

Dunc - 14/5/02 at 03:46 PM

Yeh but Willies as hard as nails and Steve got a tank for a body where as you have a silly shirt, umbrella in your hair and have guys voting for you. Couldn't show my real body on here though, big Arnie S might get jealous. All that working out lifting V12's has paid off.

Don't worry Liam, keep working out and you might end up just as tough as Mr T, just like the rest of us. Hehehe.

Liam - 14/5/02 at 04:14 PM

Aint no-one tougher than Mr T. NO-ONE

Even BA is just Mr T acting soft. Now shut up

Metal Hippy™ - 14/5/02 at 05:23 PM

Dazza's twice as hard as that pussy Mr. T.

He's gay. Look at the clothes he wears. I mean come on.

Rich.

Dazza - 14/5/02 at 05:30 PM

I AM THE WHITE MR T. Well, so i am told!!!

Liam - 14/5/02 at 07:33 PM

Rich - as Mr T himself once said: "I pity the fool who derives self-esteem from insulting other peoples clothes".

Anyway, gay CAN be tough

Having said that, Mr T's song and cartoon series were certainly rather homosexual, and definately not very manly.

Dazza - you might well have a point...

ChrisW - 14/5/02 at 07:55 PM

hehehehehe at that pic

...and by the way - www.ratemytits.com I think (although I'm at work so I can't check)

Chris

Liam - 14/5/02 at 08:18 PM

Darn - ratemytits.com just automatically becomes ratemyface.com - much less exciting.

But it DOES have a link to www.queerquiz.com

I got 18.7% queer and it said I'm in the lowest 25 percentile of queerness, which was reassuring. Better than that though, it said that other people in my queerness category include Hulk Hogan and, get this MetalHippy, Mr T

I always knew he was a real man.

Liam

ChrisW - 14/5/02 at 08:21 PM

Hmmm I'll and figure it out when I get home - bit difficult here with ppl looking over my shoulder!

Chris

Liam - 14/5/02 at 09:07 PM

Bit of a long day at the office, huh? Up for promotion, or something?

Say, I've just noticed the board thinks it's an hour earlier. Someone didn't put the clock forward.

stephen_gusterson - 14/5/02 at 09:14 PM

quote:
Bit of a long day at the office, huh? Up for promotion, or something?

Say, I've just noticed the board thinks it's an hour earlier. Someone didn't put the clock forward.



thats cos according to the other list we all talk nutsack and are wrong. So why should the time be right cos we are all wassocks are we not.

atb

steve

Dunc - 14/5/02 at 10:20 PM

That Mr T post had me in stitches, wife thought I was having a fit or something, and Dazza Mr T pic is something else.

Metal Hippy™ - 14/5/02 at 10:58 PM

I've got a new pic lined up and Mr. Gusterson isn't gonna like it....

Crosshairs at the ready....

As soon as I've sent it to ChrisW....

stephen_gusterson - 14/5/02 at 11:05 PM

quote:
I've got a new pic lined up and Mr. Gusterson isn't gonna like it....

Crosshairs at the ready....

As soon as I've sent it to ChrisW....


dont worry.....I already have an idea of how I might counter attack - as long as Chris doesnt get a bit fed up of swapping pics for us!

ATB

Steve

Metal Hippy™ - 14/5/02 at 11:18 PM

I reckon he might, but it'll be fun in the mean time...

stephen_gusterson - 14/5/02 at 11:23 PM

A search on google brought up this page....no idea where it leads, so dont blame me, but im gonna look now!

atb

steve


http://www.isbl.com/starr/hotornotlinks.htm

Metal Hippy™ - 14/5/02 at 11:26 PM

Hehehehehehehe...

I've added that to favourites.

Shit, did I just say that out loud?

Metal Hippy™ - 15/5/02 at 04:14 AM

Hang on a mo, has that stopped being a swearword Chris?

Hmmmmm....

David Jenkins - 15/5/02 at 07:48 AM

It's no good... I really MUST find a totally naff picture of myself!* I want to join the sad brigade!

David Jenkins - 15/5/02 at 07:50 AM

Oops!

I left out the footnote...

* as opposed to a photo of naff me.

(on reflection, it probably wasn't worth the effort)



David

stephen_gusterson - 15/5/02 at 08:43 AM

quote:
It's no good... I really MUST find a totally naff picture of myself!* I want to join the sad brigade!



Hey, my pics not naff! I really look like that. It was when I was in the SAS. I threw my body onto a stray nuclear missile that was about to blow up a group of nuns. Being grateful, they nursed my head back to health, repaired an old tank that had been left outside, and installed me in it.

Sex isnt so great now, not with a weapon this big


The head bit is actually a beach pic of me in Rhodes. Problem with cut and paste editing is that it makes my hair look like a tea cosy!

ATB

Steve

James - 15/5/02 at 11:21 AM

quote:


Nude hotornot?!! AWESOME! Go on James, post the url...in case others are interested I mean.

Liam


In case anyone's interested- and I'm sure they're not: http://likemynudephoto.com/

WARNING!!! - you really don't wanna be looking at this at work!
And some pictures are quite grim.
:-)


And to protect myself- just in case:
You must be 18 to look at this site!


Happy Browsing!

James

David Jenkins - 15/5/02 at 11:35 AM

[quoteIn case anyone's interested- and I'm sure they're not: http://likemynudephoto.com/

WARNING!!! - you really don't wanna be looking at this at work!
And some pictures are quite grim.



James,

Don't tell me - a friend of a friend sent you this link, but you haven't ever looked at it...



David

James - 15/5/02 at 11:55 AM

quote:

James,

Don't tell me - a friend of a friend sent you this link, but you haven't ever looked at it...



David


Well, as it happens.....


I got to it from the FHM.com site- they have a "Big Eye on the web" section that lists loads of really cool/funny/weird sites- this was one of them.

James

stephen_gusterson - 15/5/02 at 01:41 PM

LIAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Whats happened to your piccie!!!!!


Just when I was getting used to you!


ATB

Steve


PS


Retaliatory strike against metal hippy WILL be forcoming

Metal Hippy™ - 15/5/02 at 06:50 PM

Right Gusterson...

NEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

DATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAT

{Whooshes off into the distance before the enemy can respond....}

stephen_gusterson - 15/5/02 at 10:16 PM

quote:
Right Gusterson...

NEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

DATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAT

{Whooshes off into the distance before the enemy can respond....}






Ok Hippy....

Im gonna give you a head start....

what im posting tomorrow can do mach3 (and its not a shaver!) so watch out for your heat trails......

stephen_gusterson - 15/5/02 at 10:17 PM

oh yeah

and hippy....


sont they have colour yet in your part of the world

Metal Hippy™ - 15/5/02 at 10:47 PM

This is only stage one. I wanted to use my favourite kind of plane and I couldn't find another decent pic of the 109 in colour.

Anyway, if you're thinking of using the Rapier missile system or a Sidewinder I've already thought of that.

I've seen Firefox, I'm gonna light up something hotter than I am... (Thinking of blowing up Liam, then he could finally be classed as hot)

Dunc - 16/5/02 at 08:43 AM

Hippy, Firefox is for wossies, it's russian and will rust and fall to bits. Just build your goddam Locost and put an engine from a 1982 GMC Custom Van tuned by Mr T himself. Nothing will be able to touch you, not even bullets or rockets, and you'll still be in the fastest thing on the planet.

Liam - 16/5/02 at 11:17 AM

quote:
I've seen Firefox, I'm gonna light up something hotter than I am... (Thinking of blowing up Liam, then he could finally be classed as hot)


I didn't want to be a part of this Hippy, but you keep talkin the talk and I'll show you a thing or two about military hardware

You've been warned

Metal Hippy™ - 16/5/02 at 02:35 PM

What's all this Mr. T fixation?

Anyway Steve, what's that thing supposed to do?

Liam.. haha.

As soon as I'm home again I'll prepare stage 2.

stephen_gusterson - 16/5/02 at 02:49 PM

quote:

Anyway Steve, what's that thing supposed to do?




Its a battlemech. From a microsoft game called Mechwarrior 4, in all good compter stores now.

My 14 year old plays the game all the time. It has jump jets, gaussian lasers, PPC's (whatever they are) and weigh up to a 100 tonne. (More than ChrisG - really!).

If one of these came after you, you would know.

This ISNT what I planned to post - that will come tomorrow....now I know how to change the pic at will, you never know what might appear



I have quite a lot planned - but i dont recon im ever gonna beat ChrisG's buggy. I have saved that pic - its so good. Still waiting for nanny's phone number tho...


atb


steve

Dunc - 16/5/02 at 03:00 PM

Hippy, if you'd don't know by now you will never know. If you shaved your head into a mohawk you might understand.

Is that a green apron you're wearing or a dodgy T-shirt anyway your comic body is also pretty funny, not quite as good as a tank, but just imagine the laughs you'd get if it was real!hehehe

David Jenkins - 16/5/02 at 03:00 PM

Erm... miserable bugger time...

Can people make their pictures a bit smaller? There's more silly pictures than text these days!

It's very hard trying to convince my bosses that I'm working when they can see these bleeding great piccies all over my screen!


David

Dunc - 16/5/02 at 03:04 PM

Ok. Boss Man, can you take my pic off.

David Jenkins - 16/5/02 at 03:07 PM

That's drastic!

All I'm asking for is for slightly more discrete images. They can still be funny!

David

David Jenkins - 16/5/02 at 03:12 PM

...or did you want to put your own image on?

Dunc - 16/5/02 at 03:17 PM

?

David Jenkins - 16/5/02 at 03:30 PM

OK -I'll rephrase that - are you planning to use an image of your own choosing, instead of the one ChrisW gave you? Or did you put that one up as well.

Clear enough?



David

ChrisW - 16/5/02 at 05:19 PM

Dunc's pic is his own. Perhaps we can agree an unofficial limit of 150px wide for pics?

Chris

stephen_gusterson - 16/5/02 at 05:37 PM

quote:
Dunc's pic is his own. Perhaps we can agree an unofficial limit of 150px wide for pics?

Chris


that seems good - i thought it was auto sizing - i put one up as a test earlier and it took half the page! I recon 150 by 120 sounds good


atb

stev

stephen_gusterson - 16/5/02 at 05:39 PM

quote:
Erm... miserable bugger time...

Can people make their pictures a bit smaller? There's more silly pictures than text these days!

It's very hard trying to convince my bosses that I'm working when they can see these bleeding great piccies all over my screen!


David


I have the same problem. Just run your browser non full screen, then move the window off the left side. Not so scary. Make sure you clear ya chache regularly, or were gonna be lurking on your disk.

atb

steve

chrisg - 16/5/02 at 06:32 PM

You can have me as your screensaver now - you lucky people!!!!!!!

Cheers

Chris

David Jenkins - 17/5/02 at 07:58 AM

quote:

I have the same problem. Just run your browser non full screen, then move the window off the left side.


That's roughly what I do - trouble is, I've got a bleeding great screen! (22"). It's hard to hide big piccies on that!

stephen_gusterson - 17/5/02 at 08:43 AM

quote:
quote:

I have the same problem. Just run your browser non full screen, then move the window off the left side.


That's roughly what I do - trouble is, I've got a bleeding great screen! (22"). It's hard to hide big piccies on that!




Ahh, a big monitor. Thats a sure sign you are a CAD person.

Where I work, they are considered pretty much in a bad light, cos everything takes ages and never fits. Even though its been done in 3d modelled pro-engineer.

I have to do a lot of my designs on paper, and get em drawn up after cos of the bottleneck. They dont have net access, so that cant be slowing em down!

Seems that a whole load of car builders are either mech engineers or programmers. Im a hardware/software person that can sketch in pen and tippex!


atb

Steve.


Who has a 19 ins monitor at work, and 17 and 15 ins at home (a 2 pc - soon to be 3pc family).

jcduroc - 17/5/02 at 10:51 AM

Hi Chris
Here it goes.
Make it small for my ugly face not to be seen...
The sea background is dedicated to TheConRodKid.

Joăo

jcduroc - 17/5/02 at 11:00 AM

Hi Chris
I realize now that the pic I sent you is 806x536 pxs in 16M; pls downsize it.

Joăo

ChrisW - 17/5/02 at 12:55 PM

#%$#%& hell - how long will that take on my 56k modem!!

BTW no boasting about how many PC's you have at home. 3x Windoze workstations, 2x Windoze laptops and 4 x Linux boxes here so I beat u all!

Chris

stephen_gusterson - 17/5/02 at 01:03 PM

quote:
#%$#%& hell - how long will that take on my 56k modem!!

BTW no boasting about how many PC's you have at home. 3x Windoze workstations, 2x Windoze laptops and 4 x Linux boxes here so I beat u all!

Chris


Aw,, sorry....

I forgot to say I have a router into a 600k broadband line tooo......20mb in a couple minutes is no problem ;0)


atb

Steve

Jasper - 17/5/02 at 02:00 PM

Just sent mine to Chris, it's very understated...

chrisg - 17/5/02 at 05:44 PM

Well I live in PC World so bollocks!

Cheers

Chris

stephen_gusterson - 17/5/02 at 07:27 PM

quote:
Well I live in PC World so bollocks!

Cheers

Chris


I dont recon thats true - unless you want to be associated with a bunch of kids who know feck all about PC's!




atb

steve

ChrisW - 18/5/02 at 12:09 PM

quote:
600k broadband line tooo


Well I have a hardware router but it's only onto a 56k line. Now if BT would get their fingers out and upgrade my exchange....? Until then tho' have to put up with the BBC's fibre connection. 20mb? that'll be a few seonds then.

Oh, and you're right about PC world.

Chris

Dazza - 20/5/02 at 05:33 PM

PC world stinks, full of old equipment and young idiots!!!!

bob - 20/5/02 at 06:05 PM

Am i tripping,or did i just see kenny everett while scrolling down!!!

Jasper - 20/5/02 at 07:27 PM

Are you talking about my manly chest hair, or my superb lapels?

bob - 20/5/02 at 09:39 PM

OH!!! sorry jasper,for a minute there i thought sid snot had come back from the grave.

m_rayfield - 21/5/02 at 02:05 AM

Jasper - nice one son. Style is not a strong enough word.

A chest wig worth envying.

Mine's on it's way...

Dazza - 21/5/02 at 10:06 AM

dont give me that, i have seen you, thats a cut and shut pic, if you want chest hair like mine, stick on a deep shag pile carpet!!!!

Jasper - 21/5/02 at 11:11 AM

I don't remeber exposing that much of myself to you that time, but maybe I'd had a few to many again...

Are you suggesting there may have been a little 'manipulation' going on? So my rather orange chest tan doesn't quite match my face, I blame it on that dodgy fake tan....

PS Thanks to the main man Evil Knievel for the use of his body. There's more where this one came from.