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jonti - 29/9/03 at 12:28 PM

This is a recording of an actual radio broadcast in the US
With apologies to Chris W for the size of the file and to you all for the time it will take to download..
But, trust me, its worth it
Its a bloody corker

Suggest download to disk then you'll need need winzip to open it.

Also, make sure you have the sound down






[Edited on 29/9/03 by jonti]

David Jenkins - 29/9/03 at 01:02 PM

Absolutely piggin' brilliant!

(got some very strange looks in the office when I listened to this on my headphones!)



David

James - 29/9/03 at 01:59 PM

Jonti,
nice one!

David,
Is it the headphones that cause the looks or you laughing out loud in a quiet office!
I have mine on most of the time here- a bit of Radio1 or The Archers helps get me through the day!

Anyway, here's another amusing audio file I've got. Abolutely brilliant!

Cheers,

James

timf - 29/9/03 at 02:56 PM

what format is it james ?

James - 29/9/03 at 04:28 PM

quote:
Originally posted by timf
what format is it james ?


Realmedia.

You'll need to realplayer to listen to it.

But it's free to download the player. Doesn't everyone have these things?
Lol!

James

RoadkillUK - 29/9/03 at 05:55 PM

I've not downloaded this but is it anything to do with Gerbils, a lighter and a cardboard tube?

If so, It's been around for a couple of years but still makes me laugh. If not, ignore this message

jonti - 29/9/03 at 08:20 PM

quote:
Originally posted by RoadkillUK
I've not downloaded this but is it anything to do with Gerbils, a lighter and a cardboard tube?

Tis indeed the very one, and the practice known as 'felching'..only the yanks could create a word for it ( no offence to our colonial cousins )...it is an old one but very VERY funny so I thought I'd wheel it out for a new audience. Still brings tears to my eyes .

JoelP - 29/9/03 at 08:42 PM

well i got them both now, really need to get some speakers. i ran out of cds burning stuff to take to the front room!

funny how the one called vibrators gets downloaded more than the one that started the thread?!? i dont know..!

thekafer - 30/9/03 at 05:27 AM

Wow! One for the archive!!

Cheers,Feltch....I meant Fletch!!!

jonti - 30/9/03 at 08:20 AM

funny how the one called vibrators gets downloaded more than the one that started the thread?!? i dont know..!



Probably something to do with the title..
If I'd called the file 'shirt lifter's arse catches fire' I suspect more people may have had a look..and may now I suppose
Glad you liked it anyway
Cheers
J.J

James - 30/9/03 at 10:14 AM

quote:
Originally posted by jonti
funny how the one called vibrators gets downloaded more than the one that started the thread?!? i dont know..!


I sent it round to a few people at work (nothing like good use of bandwidth) and most of them reckoned the poor woman might end up topping hereself with embarassment. Poor thing...

James - 30/9/03 at 10:17 AM

quote:
Originally posted by jonti

Tis indeed the very one, and the practice known as 'felching'..only the yanks could create a word for it ( no offence to our colonial cousins )...it is an old one but very VERY funny so I thought I'd wheel it out for a new audience. Still brings tears to my eyes .


Hmmm, wasn't what I thought felching was- it's never involved animals before. More, erm, other substances.... and their removal... err, think I stop here before I get in trouble!

James

RoadkillUK - 30/9/03 at 11:06 PM

Here's another one if you like, it's a VERY angry BT customer who doesn't like cold calling, even from BT

Warning, contains MUCH bad language, will delete if offends

It's about 1/2 a meg so I've linked to my webspace HERE

James - 1/10/03 at 11:15 AM

quote:
Originally posted by RoadkillUK
angry BT customer who doesn't like cold calling, even from BT


Classic! I love the bit at the end where he's asking his supervisor or someone to listen to the recorded call- the guy's absolutely sh$tting himself!

Having now personally (and I hardly ever answer the home phone as it's never for me) taken 5 phone calls from the local rag in the last 3 months to check whether I've recieved the free paper I might give them this response myself!

James

jonti - 1/10/03 at 04:28 PM

Mmm yes another classic........I like the way the poor guy doggedly tries to stick to his script and then ends with "Thank-you for using BT"

And in a gentler vein and with apologies to our scouse members

[Edited on 1/10/03 by jonti]

JoelP - 1/10/03 at 04:52 PM

quote:
Originally posted by James
Hmmm, wasn't what I thought felching was- it's never involved animals before. More, erm, other substances.... and their removal... err, think I stop here before I get in trouble!

James


i think thats what i though it was. cant really say here though can you? was trying to think of a polite way of putting it but it simply isnt possible!