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what the hell is it with all the cats?
Dangle_kt - 7/7/08 at 10:00 PM

Are locosters also feline lovers? There are far too many cats in avatars for my liking.

Evil things cats.....




blakep82 - 7/7/08 at 10:02 PM

cool for cats


have to say, your avatar freaks me out a bit...


Benzine - 7/7/08 at 10:02 PM

Cats are awesome. I want a birman, a maine coon, a norwegian forest cat, and a ragdoll

Big cat is big





























[Edited on 7/7/08 by Benzine]


Dangle_kt - 7/7/08 at 10:11 PM

quote:
Originally posted by blakep82
cool for cats


have to say, your avatar freaks me out a bit...


Ever watched the "IT crowd"?


NigeEss - 7/7/08 at 10:35 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Benzine
Cats are awesome.
I want a norwegian forest cat,

Big cat is big




My mate has two and yep, they are big feckers.... Bl%%dy hairy too


blakep82 - 7/7/08 at 10:40 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Dangle_kt
quote:
Originally posted by blakep82
cool for cats


have to say, your avatar freaks me out a bit...


Ever watched the "IT crowd"?


nope


iscmatt - 7/7/08 at 11:26 PM

i have a cat - she went to the vets today for op on her thyroid and all is A-OK!!


omega0684 - 7/7/08 at 11:30 PM

OH MY GOD, THE CATS AGAIN!!!!!!!!

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP


orbital - 8/7/08 at 12:17 AM

There's not many things is life I truly detest but cats are one of them. We have loads round here and they treat my garden as toilet, not nice for my children to play in, but you try to explain it to the fcukwit neighbors and they look at you like your from another planet. I told one across the road the next time I see there cat do it I'm going to go across drop my kecks and sh1t on there lawn as I'm totally fed up with it.

Get someones dog do it and you can get something done, but cat owners seem to get away with it.

Time to get another paintball gun and get some target practice in!!

Cheers

Dave


welderman - 8/7/08 at 06:39 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Dangle_kt
Are locosters also feline lovers? There are far too many cats in avatars for my liking.

Evil things cats.....







YEP


flak monkey - 8/7/08 at 06:40 AM

quote:
Originally posted by orbital
There's not many things is life I truly detest but cats are one of them. We have loads round here and they treat my garden as toilet, not nice for my children to play in....


Get some orange peel (or any citrus friut peel for that matter) and scatter it around your garden border. Cats wont come in then, they hate the smel of it. Its really does work BTW.

David


DaveFJ - 8/7/08 at 07:10 AM

I've got a maine Coon and a Bengal... Can't stand dogs...

BTW mine use the litter but if you have a problem there are always prducts that keep cats off... however a lot of people don't realise that a hell of a lot of the cr+p they find in their gardens is down to urban foxes! the f=ckers are everywhere these days!


mr henderson - 8/7/08 at 07:34 AM

quote:
Originally posted by DaveFJ
however a lot of people don't realise that a hell of a lot of the cr+p they find in their gardens is down to urban foxes! the f=ckers are everywhere these days!


That's very true, cats are inclined to hide their carp but foxes like to leave their's somewhere obvious. So, if it has been left somewhere obvious then it might well be a fox.

Unwelcome visitor cats can usually be discouraged with water, so some kind of squirting device is a good idea. It doesn't hurt them but is very effective.

John
(and Mogswell and Fifi)


blakep82 - 8/7/08 at 07:39 AM

cats ftw!
dogs are stupid. don't think for themselves, i think thats why people think they're great. either that or they just love dogs sniffing their crotch and jumping over them...


r1_pete - 8/7/08 at 08:01 AM

Why cats are cool:-


Excerpts from a Dog's Diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!

1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!


Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary

Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am.

Bastards.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However,I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly
released -and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...


DaveFJ - 8/7/08 at 08:12 AM


iscmatt - 8/7/08 at 08:16 AM

Oh, forgot to add - i just loaded up a video of my cat eating a rabbit it caught on youtube for a laugh!! haha its not particularly gory but you have to turn up the sound!!!

YUM (CRUNCH) YUM


Benzine - 8/7/08 at 08:22 AM

quote:
Originally posted by iscmatt
Oh, forgot to add - i just loaded up a video of my cat eating a rabbit it caught on youtube for a laugh!! haha its not particularly gory but you have to turn up the sound!!!



+ lol @ the credits

[Edited on 8/7/08 by Benzine]


fesycresy - 8/7/08 at 08:54 AM

My Rapid 7 loves cats.