DaveFJ
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| posted on 21/1/04 at 03:03 PM |
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CSA
Subject: CSA
The following are all replies that woman have put on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing the fathers details.
These are all genuine excerpts from the forms (names removed).
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by (name removed). I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B,
but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you
with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party (address & date given) where I had unprotected sex with a
man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track the father down can you please send me his
phone number? Thanks.
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my little daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door
panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.
5. I never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ
risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications
for the British economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies look the same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket.
8. (Name given) is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CD's.
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro Disney, maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a programme about eggs earlier in the evening. If I
had stayed in and watched TV rather than going to the party (address given) mine might have remained unfertilised.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, when you eat a tin of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
Dave
"In Support of Help the Heroes" - Always
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Deckman001
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| posted on 21/1/04 at 05:35 PM |
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Very good 
Jason
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