Jon Ison
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| posted on 31/7/09 at 10:33 PM |
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If you ?
Was invited togo to a fancy dress party what would you go as ?
Anyone spot the deliberate mistake ?
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daniel mason
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| posted on 31/7/09 at 10:35 PM |
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the stig! always a winner
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ruskino80
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| posted on 31/7/09 at 10:36 PM |
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ceasor?
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graememk
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| posted on 31/7/09 at 10:37 PM |
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go as a tramp......
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nstrug
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| posted on 31/7/09 at 10:37 PM |
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Arthur Dent
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GrumpyOne
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| posted on 31/7/09 at 10:38 PM |
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I once went to a nurses "Toga" charity party 400 nurses where there and that's all I can say 
My wife is very understanding, she understands that if I am in the garage I am not in the house annoying her.
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eccsmk
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| posted on 31/7/09 at 11:13 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by GrumpyOne
I once went to a nurses "Toga" charity party 400 nurses where there and that's all I can say
but pictures speak a thousand words
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Liam
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| posted on 31/7/09 at 11:15 PM |
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I made an awesome Princess Leia costume for a party once, out of a sheet, some brown ear muffs and wood/pipe etc for the gun. I was HOT!
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omega0684
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| posted on 31/7/09 at 11:21 PM |
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if you want to be a cheap ass git then go as a homocidal maniac, they dress like everyone else so you can just go in your normal clothes!
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liam.mccaffrey
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| posted on 31/7/09 at 11:22 PM |
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panthro from thundercats
Build Blog
Build Photo Album
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Dangle_kt
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| posted on 1/8/09 at 05:33 AM |
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Penfold
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rusty nuts
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| posted on 1/8/09 at 06:58 AM |
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The invisible man before he became invisible
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Ivan
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| posted on 1/8/09 at 07:52 AM |
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Jon - looking at your avatar I would say a cookie dough tosser could be popular.
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lotusmadandy
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| posted on 1/8/09 at 08:18 AM |
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Elvis
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Peteff
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| posted on 1/8/09 at 08:21 AM |
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Here you are Jon
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a Xmas fancy dress party.. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden
leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem.
A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:
Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a Pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just
right as a Pirate.
The man is offended that the outfit emphasizes his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he receives another parcel and
note:
Dear Sir,
Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monk's habit.
The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part.
The man is really incandescent with rage now, because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So
he writes a really strong letter of complaint. A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with the accompanying letter:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup.
We suggest you pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a toffee apple.
__________________
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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clairetoo
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| posted on 1/8/09 at 08:50 AM |
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Now all I have to do is clean the coffee off the screen
Its cuz I is blond , innit
Claire xx
Will weld for food......
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handyandy
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| posted on 1/8/09 at 10:03 AM |
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the 2 posts above is brill
still laughing whilst i type this, thanks , you,ve started my day with a huge grin.
andy
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iank
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| posted on 1/8/09 at 10:15 AM |
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The deliberate mistake is it should be fancy-dress not fancy dress.
So what you really need is one of these
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1100567.ece
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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Anonymous
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