ned
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| posted on 25/3/04 at 04:57 PM |
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Q: why are estate agents such uselss f***ers
[venting frustration]
You speak to them 10.30-11am, you then leave 5 or so messages throughout the course of the day. You speak to different offices and eventually their
manager, yet you still feel like they are completely useless and don't care that much.
at 4.55pm you get your call from 10.30-11am that morning returned to the inevitable answer that you'd have known in the morning had they
bothered to return your calls.
[/venting frustration]
Ned.
[Edited on 25/3/04 by ned]
beware, I've got yellow skin
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 25/3/04 at 05:10 PM |
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I have been in the same house 15 years....
whats an estate agent ?
atb
steve
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ned
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| posted on 25/3/04 at 05:12 PM |
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quote:
whats an estate agent ?
grrrrrr.
beware, I've got yellow skin
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Peteff
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| posted on 25/3/04 at 05:18 PM |
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Are you thinking of moving then Ned?
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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Mk-Ninja
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| posted on 25/3/04 at 05:20 PM |
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Chill.  Get a nice bottle of wine and smash it over his head 
I'm sure I've got one, just don't know where I've put it
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Brooky
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| posted on 25/3/04 at 05:20 PM |
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code:
why are estate agents such uselss f***ers
Because they are under the apprehention that you cannot function without them, you need them and only they can do the task you require of them.
See solicitors and surveyors for the same response.
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theconrodkid
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| posted on 25/3/04 at 05:38 PM |
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i think ninja,s answer was correct
who cares who wins
pass the pork pies
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Brooky
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| posted on 25/3/04 at 05:53 PM |
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What, and waste the wine - NEVER.
Get a nice wine bottle and smash it over his head, that I could do.
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DavidM
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| posted on 25/3/04 at 07:08 PM |
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I believe that if they are members of the National Association of Estate Agents then being a "useless f***er" is required by the articles
of affiliation.
Where they are not members then they are more likely to be "useless 2wats."
Any complaints can be made to the Ombudsman for Estate Agents at www.oea.co.uk.
They are of course "totally pointless f***ckers!"
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I love speed :-P
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| posted on 25/3/04 at 07:15 PM |
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quote:
Chill. Get a nice bottle of wine and smash it over his head
quote:
What, and waste the wine - NEVER.
Get a nice wine bottle and smash it over his head, that I could do.
or u could get the nice bottle of wine, drink it, then smash the bottle over him
[Edited on 25/3/2004 by I love speed :-P]
Don't Steal
The Government doesn’t like the competition
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 25/3/04 at 09:06 PM |
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or
drink the wine, and pi$$ on him.
just looking at things with a different angle.
OR
pi$$ in the bottle, and give him it for a job well done when he eventually does sell the house
atb
steve
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gjn200
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| posted on 25/3/04 at 09:32 PM |
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What qualifications do you need to be one? Bugger all!! Says it all really.
<- Me!
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 25/3/04 at 10:02 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by gjn200
What qualifications do you need to be one? Bugger all!! Says it all really.
thats the same qualifications needed to build a locost.
Or be a managing director
atb
steve
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