mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 15/10/09 at 09:50 AM |
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Advert for new career
WANT TO TRAVEL THE SEVEN SEA'S?
MEET A VARIETY OF DIFFERENT AND EXCITING PEOPLE?
WORK WITH ANIMALS?
THEN TRY BEING A PIRATE AS YOUR NEW CAREER.
EXPERIENCED PIRATE.
Wanted to work for a blue chip FTSE 500 ship. A busy and exciting position has become available. Based on a galleon in the Carribean and surrounding
areas. You will be responsible for a crew of twelve. Main duties will include:
Looting
Pillaging
Capturing
Combating scurvy
Drinking Rum
Gambling
Mudering
And shouting "Arrrrrrgh" a lot
A wooden leg and use of only one of your eyes would be an advantage but is not essential. However you should be literate in map reading and navigating
by the stars. All applicants must hold a minimum of NVQ level 2 in Cannon firing and a minimum of 4 years experience in plank walking.
All applicants will be required to fail an enhanced CRB check.
Salary: 140 pieces of gold per annum + bonuses (OTE 200 pieces of gold) after completion of a 6 month probationary period a parrott will be supplied
as well as healthcare provisions and pension.
GALLEY DECK-HAND
An exciting new position has arisen as a galley deck-hand. This is an ideal position for those looking to break into to Pirate industry whether
you're a school leaver or looking at a career change. This position supplies 'on the job' training which will fast track the right
applicant into pirate management within 2 years.
Main duties include:
Day to day maintenance of a vibrant pirate ship.
Look out and observation duties
Catering and entertainment
Counting loot
The ideal candidate will be an excellent communicator with a collection of interesting facial scars and have steady sea-legs. Must have own hammock
and be able to tell exciting tales and stories.
Salary: 8 pieces of gold per month + generous bonus structure + 1 hearty meal per day
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 15/10/09 at 10:02 AM |
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We should have another be a pirate day again, it was quite funny seeing the confusion of newbe’s when any reply started with something like…ARRRRHH ME
HEARTY! 
?WTF??? 
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theconrodkid
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| posted on 15/10/09 at 10:26 AM |
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just missed it,September 19th,maybe someone should mark it up on a calender so we could get some practice in
who cares who wins
pass the pork pies
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 15/10/09 at 10:40 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by theconrodkid
just missed it,September 19th
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blakep82
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| posted on 15/10/09 at 10:58 AM |
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/8306582.stm
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rallyingden
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| posted on 15/10/09 at 10:59 AM |
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mangogrooveworkshop ... Very funny.
Tell you what though if you have time on your hands to think up something like that ..... I'll have your job
RD 
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Confused but excited.
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| posted on 15/10/09 at 12:29 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by rallyingden
mangogrooveworkshop ... Very funny.
Tell you what though if you have time on your hands to think up something like that ..... I'll have your job
RD
You skiving lot should all be working anyway.
My excuse.....I'm retired. 
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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