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yorkshire-engines

posted on 6/1/10 at 08:00 PM Reply With Quote
help im stuck in snow

ok it snowed yet again overnight and most of today my 4x4 is stuck halfway up the moorside in drifts my track has dissapeared i can see the top of dry stone wall (6ft high) but no track cant see 5 bar gate either
i cannot see my dads house (approx 200 meters away) or my van and workshop door i have plenty of food for at least 3 days but NO BEER LEFT
what can i do ??????????
when will it stop snowing

cant watch any more tele

see ya all in a few weeks
hopefully

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lotusmadandy

posted on 6/1/10 at 08:04 PM Reply With Quote
NO BEER!!!!!

Get the shovel out man,clear a path and get to the shops

Andy






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scootz

posted on 6/1/10 at 08:06 PM Reply With Quote
Lol... will despatch a St Bernard with some brandy for you Malc!








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nib1980

posted on 6/1/10 at 08:06 PM Reply With Quote
No Beer!!

I've notified International rescue

Thunderbird 2 is on it's way with a full payload!

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owelly

posted on 6/1/10 at 08:31 PM Reply With Quote
Answer: Tesco.com...............
And after the Tesco guy has dug his through, you'll be able toget out.





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mangogrooveworkshop

posted on 6/1/10 at 08:34 PM Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by lotusmadandy
NO BEER!!!!!

Get the shovel out man,clear a path and get to the shops

Andy


You really dont have any idea where malc lives.......heres his local pub http://www.tanhillinn.com/








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MakeEverything

posted on 6/1/10 at 08:58 PM Reply With Quote
Im just about to buy two nissan navara's
(maybe three) with snow ploughs and gritting attachments for a client at work, so if i can get one up your way, you can have a look at it if youre out by then!!





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COREdevelopments

posted on 6/1/10 at 09:01 PM Reply With Quote
Give Mr plow a ring








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eznfrank

posted on 6/1/10 at 09:38 PM Reply With Quote
I'm not surprised you're stuck up there Malc. I nearly got stuck in the middle of summer on that lane, but then I was in the lowered Alfa.
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locoboy

posted on 6/1/10 at 09:59 PM Reply With Quote
Is that the pub where they dont allow mobile phones to be switched on inside?

If so there is a pickled egg jar full of water on the bar and it was half full of old mobile phones. I think if your phone makes it to the 3rd ring your doing very well in there!

@ makeeverything if your buying nissan navara D22 i wouldnt send on up to Malcs, its likely to throw a rod and totally block off his driveway when its imobilised! If its a D40 then its bound to have clutch issues and putting a plough on it will leave it imovable again on his driveway, rendering hem definately beerless!





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mangogrooveworkshop

posted on 6/1/10 at 10:03 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by locoboy
Is that the pub where they dont allow mobile phones to be switched on inside?

If so there is a pickled egg jar full of water on the bar and it was half full of old mobile phones. I think if your phone makes it to the 3rd ring your doing very well in there!

@ makeeverything if your buying nissan navara D22 i wouldnt send on up to Malcs, its likely to throw a rod and totally block off his driveway when its imobilised! If its a D40 then its bound to have clutch issues and putting a plough on it will leave it imovable again on his driveway, rendering hem definately beerless!



You would be lucky to get a signal at Tanhill standing on top of your car Let alone in the pub.






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russbost

posted on 6/1/10 at 10:44 PM Reply With Quote
Come on Malc - stop messing about - is my ZZR1400 lump ready yet!!!





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gazza285

posted on 7/1/10 at 05:20 AM Reply With Quote
Borrow the pub's Hagglund?





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