liam.mccaffrey
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| posted on 3/8/10 at 09:28 PM |
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There's nothing more rewarding than..........
picking a lock.
Some keys went missing at work, I offered to "have a go" a few of minutes later, a couple of paperclips and voila 
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scootz
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| posted on 3/8/10 at 09:31 PM |
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I would have said it was having to hang on for a squiz and then finally getting to let it go!
Now THAT'S rewarding!
But picking a lock may very well be a close second....
It's Evolution Baby!
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austin man
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| posted on 3/8/10 at 09:32 PM |
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done it before with a bike spoke it feels good and irresponsible too. Then theres the feeling of what everyone else thinks youve done in your former
life lol
Life is like a bowl of fruit, funny how all the weird looking ones are left alone
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phelpsa
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| posted on 3/8/10 at 09:52 PM |
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I broke into my mates 106 with a coat hanger after she managed to lock her keys inside it. Her parents are still convinced I'm a car thief by
night...
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Steve Hignett
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| posted on 3/8/10 at 09:56 PM |
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I broke into a Fiesta (about 17 years ago!) It was cool because they'd flagged down the police and they had a huge bag of keys and were going
through them one at a time, I went into the dry cleaners they were parked outside, borrowed a hanger and was in, in a few seconds... (with the owners
consent!) The copper didn't want to let me go asking loads of questions
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Peteff
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| posted on 3/8/10 at 10:34 PM |
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I jemmied a front door when a friend locked the Yale with keys on the table. He was well impressed. He now has a deadlock fitted.  It took all of
5 seconds.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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nick205
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| posted on 3/8/10 at 10:36 PM |
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once hot wired an abandoned car in the work car park so i could shift it out the way. raised a few eyebrows and a few questions, but no one
complained about being able to get in the car park!
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Stott
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| posted on 3/8/10 at 11:03 PM |
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I broke into a nova once with a 12" rule, I couldn't believe it myself, but played it cool naturally.
I mean how on earth did vx make it that easy?
Also reminds me of when one of the boys snapped his key in an E30 touring in a car park, he tried to start it with half the key still in the barrell
and it went, then he killed it (don't know why)
At this point the half key went "ping" too far inside the barrell and he was screwed, then he set about getting the barrell off to sort
the steering and hotwire it. He was hitting the barrell with a hammer with a tube over the barrell, one of the boys goes "stop touching it up
and HIT it!" to which he replied with a collossal smack, shearing the whole column off its supports and landing the wheel on the drivers
seat.
One of the funniest things ever, it got recovered by truck in the end
[Edited on 3/8/10 by Stott]
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Agriv8
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| posted on 4/8/10 at 06:28 AM |
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It cant be as satisfying as haveing a good dump in your own bog with a good car magazine to read can it !!
my record on fista pop plus 15 seconds credit card and plastic wrapping band method
regards
Agriv8
Taller than your average Guy !
Management is like a tree of monkeys. - Those at the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. BUT Those at the bottom look up and see a
tree full of a*seholes .............
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Richard Quinn
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| posted on 4/8/10 at 06:41 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Agriv8
It cant be as satisfying as haveing a good dump in your own bog with a good car magazine to read can it !!
I'm with Agriv8 on this one!
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liam.mccaffrey
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| posted on 4/8/10 at 06:44 AM |
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Thats a close one, very close!!
quote:
Originally posted by Agriv8
It cant be as satisfying as haveing a good dump in your own bog with a good car magazine to read can it !!
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55ant
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| posted on 4/8/10 at 07:41 AM |
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for us non-theifs, how do you go about pickng a lock?
away from cars, now cycling and building TT bikes
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mcerd1
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| posted on 4/8/10 at 08:04 AM |
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a mate of mine used to break into my cars all the time (1979 & 1997 fiesta's) move the seat, change the radio, etc...
he thought it was really funny
he just used the key from his own S reg micra - it opened loads of things
[Edited on 4/8/2010 by mcerd1]
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02GF74
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| posted on 4/8/10 at 08:22 AM |
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spitting a dewing gum out into a drain and it goes in between the slots?
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scudderfish
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| posted on 4/8/10 at 08:30 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by 55ant
for us non-theifs, how do you go about pickng a lock?
http://www.free-lock-picking-guide.com/
The Google is all knowing 
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scoop
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| posted on 4/8/10 at 08:48 AM |
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What were the keys for. Handcuffs!
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nick205
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| posted on 4/8/10 at 10:57 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Agriv8
It cant be as satisfying as haveing a good dump in your own bog with a good car magazine to read can it !!
Good call, although taking a dump whilst browsing LCB on your phone comes close
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MikeR
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| posted on 4/8/10 at 10:57 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by nick205
quote:
Originally posted by Agriv8
It cant be as satisfying as haveing a good dump in your own bog with a good car magazine to read can it !!
Good call, although taking a dump whilst browsing LCB on your phone comes close
Especially if you're at work so being paid to do it
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lsdweb
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| posted on 4/8/10 at 11:36 AM |
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Don't you guys have a s*x life...........? :-)
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Alan B
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| posted on 4/8/10 at 12:39 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by lsdweb
Don't you guys have a s*x life...........? :-)
This thread is rapidly deteriorating towards blumpkin terrritory......I'm out
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scootz
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| posted on 4/8/10 at 12:43 PM |
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It's Evolution Baby!
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Agriv8
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| posted on 4/8/10 at 01:26 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by lsdweb
Don't you guys have a s*x life...........? :-)
married with kid(s) what do you think
sat on the pan is the only place in my house where I can get some peice and quite !!
regards
Agriv8
[Edited on 4/8/10 by Agriv8]
Taller than your average Guy !
Management is like a tree of monkeys. - Those at the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. BUT Those at the bottom look up and see a
tree full of a*seholes .............
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Angel Acevedo
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| posted on 4/8/10 at 01:31 PM |
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YES IT CAN!!
quote:
Originally posted by Agriv8
It cant be as satisfying as haveing a good dump in your own bog with a good car magazine to read can it !!...
regards
Agriv8
Having a dump with your laptop on your lap reading this thread!!!!!!!
(Dont ask!!) (Insert ashamed icon here)
ETA: Reminder to self: Make sure to read complete thread before posting....
[Edited on 8/4/2010 by Angel Acevedo]
Beware of what you wish.. for it may come true....
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Ninehigh
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| posted on 4/8/10 at 03:31 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by scootz
I would have said it was having to hang on for a squiz and then finally getting to let it go!
Does squiz relate to the dump, s*x life or something else?
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nick205
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| posted on 6/8/10 at 11:05 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Agriv8
quote:
Originally posted by lsdweb
Don't you guys have a s*x life...........? :-)
married with kid(s) what do you think
sat on the pan is the only place in my house where I can get some peice and quite !!
regards
Agriv8
[Edited on 4/8/10 by Agriv8]
AMEN to that
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