As I'm Bored ! - A Joke....
A guy is strolling down the street in London where he comes across an old lamp. He picks it up, rubs it vigorously, and out pops a genie. The genie
offers to grant him one wish, to which the guy replies I've always wanted to be lucky.
The genie grants his wish. So off the bloke strolls, wondering how this will change his life, when he spies 10 quid on the footpath. Not a bad start
he thinks. As he picks it up, he notices a Ladbrokes betting shop across the road. He strolls over, looks through the racing lists, and sees a horse
named Lucky Lad at 100/1 in the 4th at Ascot. He puts the 10 quid on the nose, and what do you know, the horse bolts in. Feeling on a bit of a roll,
he heads to the local casino,fronts up at the roulette table and puts the whole 1010 quid on lucky seven. Round and round the wheel spins, and bang!
- Lucky Seven.
Now he's really flying .... what better way to celebrate than to head to the local brothel for a bit of horizontal folk dancing. He knocks and
enters, when all of a sudden he is showered with streamers and handed a glass of champagne. The madam of the establishment puts her arm around him
and says: Welcome sir. We have much pleasure in informing you that you are our lucky 1000th customer, and you have won the right to enjoy the
pleasures on offer from any girl who works here, absolutely free of charge. the bloke says that he's always fancied making it with an Hindu
girl.
Immediately he's ushered into one of the rooms then in strolls the most gorgeous sub continental he has ever seen. Not much time passes before
clothing is strewn around the room and the Kama Sutra is being well and truly tested. At one point the guy pauses and says to the girl, You are one
of the most beautiful women I've ever seen in my life, I can't believe how lucky I am. But there is one thing I don't really like
about Hindu women. I don't like that red spot that you all have on your forehead. The Indian girl looks him in the eye and says Sir, I am here
to please you and succumb to your every desire. If you wish to see it gone, then please scratch off my caste mark. So the bloke goes at it with his
fingernail. All of a sudden he leans back and starts killing himself laughing. What's wrong, what's wrong ? asks the Indian girl. To
which the bloke replies, You're never going to believe this, but I've just won a car!
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posted on 12/6/04 at 03:27 PM
