l0rd
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| posted on 17/10/10 at 08:37 PM |
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Can someone beat me up please?
Need to skip off of work this week.
call in sick? stress? My cat eat my resources?
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cliftyhanger
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| posted on 17/10/10 at 08:38 PM |
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eat some raw chicken
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T66
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| posted on 17/10/10 at 08:39 PM |
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I always found eating 3 Oxo cubes at school would have me throwing up in minutes.
Always got sent home.
For adults I would recommend four cubes.
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Hellfire
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| posted on 17/10/10 at 08:43 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by T66
I always found eating 3 Oxo cubes at school would have me throwing up in minutes.
Always got sent home.
For adults I would recommend four cubes.
ROFLMAO!
Slightly OT but... reminds me of a joke actually:
Guy calls in to work sick.
"How sick are you?" says his boss...
"Well, I'm in bed with my disabled sister"
Sick yes, but I thought it funny - in a weird way!
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daniel mason
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| posted on 17/10/10 at 08:44 PM |
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^^^^ the boys at work will like that one!
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T66
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| posted on 17/10/10 at 08:47 PM |
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Your projectile honk is pretty impressive, although Im older now so cannot throw it as far.
Applies to most things I suppose.....
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austin man
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| posted on 17/10/10 at 08:56 PM |
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put a stone in your shoe go into work complaining of leg pain. Guarantee you wont forget to limp
[Edited on 17/10/10 by austin man]
Life is like a bowl of fruit, funny how all the weird looking ones are left alone
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l0rd
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| posted on 17/10/10 at 09:26 PM |
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This week is internal audit week. They will come around checking if everything is spot on.
They forgot though, so far this year they have made a mess by not providing the resources.
But my work needs to be spot on which cannot be as they haven't done their job properly in the first place.
It is SUNDAY, and i have spend all day in front of a computer trying to sort out the mess that i have made because i couldn't do it when i had
to.
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l0rd
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| posted on 17/10/10 at 09:28 PM |
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Funniest off all, it was one of the reasons i handed in my Notice 3 weeks ago
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Hector.Brocklebank
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| posted on 17/10/10 at 09:47 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by l0rd
Funniest off all, it was one of the reasons i handed in my Notice 3 weeks ago
if your leaving why care, if they dont like it they cant exactly sack you now can they
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l0rd
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| posted on 17/10/10 at 10:02 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Hector.Brocklebank
quote:
Originally posted by l0rd
Funniest off all, it was one of the reasons i handed in my Notice 3 weeks ago
if your leaving why care, if they dont like it they cant exactly sack you now can they
I am going to leave with my head up.
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cliftyhanger
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| posted on 18/10/10 at 06:14 AM |
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^^Good man
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l0rd
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| posted on 18/10/10 at 07:53 AM |
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Just got an email from HR director.
He is leaving as well.
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jossey
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| posted on 18/10/10 at 07:59 AM |
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go into work. cold chicken soup in ye mouth and spit it out onto ye desk :O)
add a little vinager into the mix cos it smells rough.
:O)
works ;O)
got sent home cos they thought i gipped on me desk lol
dave
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smart51
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| posted on 18/10/10 at 12:05 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by jossey
go into work. cold chicken soup in ye mouth and spit it out onto ye desk :O)
add a little vinager into the mix cos it smells rough.
and some chunks of carott.
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gottabedone
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| posted on 18/10/10 at 04:21 PM |
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So what did you use then?????
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l0rd
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| posted on 18/10/10 at 06:40 PM |
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nothing yet. I went to bed at 1.30 last night. Woke up at 5.30 and i was in my office by 6.10.
I managed to complete all of the tasks for today.
I am bloody knackered. And i need to do exactly the same thing i did yesterday for tomorrow.
Still though. There is Wednesday and Thursday. I do not have enough time to prepare for Thursday as wednesday, i start at 6am and finish 10.00pm.
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gottabedone
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| posted on 18/10/10 at 06:58 PM |
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hats off to you for having the pride to see it through
Steve
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Ninehigh
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| posted on 18/10/10 at 08:06 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by l0rd
This week is internal audit week. They will come around checking if everything is spot on.
They forgot though, so far this year they have made a mess by not providing the resources.
But my work needs to be spot on which cannot be as they haven't done their job properly in the first place.
It is SUNDAY, and i have spend all day in front of a computer trying to sort out the mess that i have made because i couldn't do it when i had
to.
Balls to that, if I can't do my job because of someone else's f**k up I will not take the blame under any circumstances.
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l0rd
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| posted on 18/10/10 at 09:08 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Ninehigh
quote:
Originally posted by l0rd
This week is internal audit week. They will come around checking if everything is spot on.
They forgot though, so far this year they have made a mess by not providing the resources.
But my work needs to be spot on which cannot be as they haven't done their job properly in the first place.
It is SUNDAY, and i have spend all day in front of a computer trying to sort out the mess that i have made because i couldn't do it when i had
to.
Balls to that, if I can't do my job because of someone else's f**k up I will not take the blame under any circumstances.
It is an external inspector. So he won't know how cr@p it has been.
My contract says, I need to work as many hours as necessairy in order to be prepared at work.
These hours as you can tell, are your hours at home.
TODAY IT IS OFFICIAL. I SIGNED MY RESIGNATION. !!!!!!!!!
[Edited on 18/10/10 by l0rd]
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