timf
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| posted on 7/7/04 at 08:24 AM |
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Why Men Are Happier Than Women
> 1. We keep our last name.
> 2. The garage is all ours.
> 3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
> 4. Chocolate is just another snack.
> 5. We can be president.
> 6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
> 7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
> 8. The world is our urinal.
> 9. We never have to drive to another petrol station because this one's just too icky.
> 10. Same work, more pay.
> 11. Wrinkles & grey hair add character.
> 12. Wedding dress - £5000; suit rental - £100.
> 13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
> 14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
> 15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
> 16. One mood, ALL the time.
> 17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
> 18. We know stuff about tanks.
> 19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
> 20. We can open all our own jars.
> 21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
> 22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
> 23. Our underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack.
> 24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
> 25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
> 26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
> 27. We almost never have strap problems in public
> 28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
> 29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
> 30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
> 31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
> 32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.
> 33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
> 34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
> 35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
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mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 7/7/04 at 12:43 PM |
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David Jenkins
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| posted on 7/7/04 at 03:02 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by timf
> 30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
I don't shave above my neck either!
When I was in my mid-teens I decided that shaving was a bloody stupid way to start a morning...
David
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