Staple balls
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| posted on 9/7/04 at 04:11 PM |
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The ostrich
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their order.
The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?"
"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be £6.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out
exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and the ostrich says,
"I'll have the same."
Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes a routine until late one evening, the two enter again.
"The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and salad," says the man.
"Same for me," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress comes w ith the order and says, "That will be £12.62." Once again the man pulls exact change out of his
pocket and places it on the table. The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always
come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and
offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money
would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a million pounds or something, but you'll always be
as rich as you want for as long as you live!"
"That's right! Whether it's a litre of milk or Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say!"
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Scotty
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| posted on 9/7/04 at 04:13 PM |
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so, didnt he have a pianist as well ?
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sgraber
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| posted on 9/7/04 at 05:08 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Scotty
so, didnt he have a pianist as well ?
Do you mean a very 'large' pianist?
Steve Graber
http://www.grabercars.com/
"Quickness through lightness"
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Scotty
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| posted on 10/7/04 at 07:30 AM |
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JoelP
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| posted on 10/7/04 at 08:07 AM |
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usually a 12inch pianist...
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Hellfire
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| posted on 12/7/04 at 12:12 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by JoelP
usually a 12inch pianist...
Otherwise known as 'Half a cock'
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tony9876
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| posted on 12/7/04 at 04:21 PM |
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Or a cat that wont pay (a tight pussy).
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