slingshot2000
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| posted on 10/4/11 at 10:07 PM |
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It would be funny if it wasn't so true . . . . . .
The hair cut
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from
you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door..
Later, a baker comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you.
I'm doing community service this week.' The baker is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen still warm fresh, crusty rolls waiting for him
at his door.
Later that day, a bookseller comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from
you. I'm doing community service this week.' The bookseller is very happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve
Your Business' and 'Becoming More Successful.'
Then, a Member of Parliament comes in for a haircut , and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from
you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament is very happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.
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A1
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| posted on 10/4/11 at 11:02 PM |
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hehehe! love it!
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speedyxjs
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| posted on 11/4/11 at 07:17 AM |
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lol 
How long can i resist the temptation to drop a V8 in?
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kendo
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| posted on 11/4/11 at 07:36 AM |
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But he probably asked for a receipt for what it would have cost so he could claim it on expenses!
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nick205
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| posted on 11/4/11 at 09:34 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by kendo
But he probably asked for a receipt for what it would have cost so he could claim it on expenses!
Again, even more funny if it weren't so true!
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