David Jenkins
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| posted on 30/11/04 at 09:30 AM |
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Misreading a headline...
As part of my work I see Press Association sports news headlines. I've just seen this one...
"Doornbos targets F1 drive"
Trouble is, I keep reading this as
"Doornob targets F1 drive"
Dyslexia lures!
David
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Peteff
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| posted on 30/11/04 at 10:23 AM |
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Shopfitters firm.
Whenever I see their van I read shoplifters, stange innit?
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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Benzine
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| posted on 30/11/04 at 02:36 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Peteff
Whenever I see their van I read shoplifters, stange innit?
My dad runs a shopfitting firm. I have some of their tshirts and I've never seen ANYBODY who doesn't come up to me and say "does
that say shoplifting?!?" Its hilarious 
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 30/11/04 at 03:30 PM |
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20 years ago, i used to work at a company installing cctv.
just about every time we installed a monitor, SOMEONE had to say either
'does it get bbc2'
or
'can i get the racing on that'.
polite chuckles back every time..... whilst thinking 'like, ive never heard that before'.
good days actually, best job I ever had.
atb
steve
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MikeRJ
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| posted on 30/11/04 at 04:29 PM |
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Bit like the people that walk past when your washing/polishing the car and say
"You can do mine next!"
Bugger off and do it yourself you lazy git
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sgraber
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| posted on 30/11/04 at 05:03 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by MikeRJ
Bit like the people that walk past when your washing/polishing the car and say
"You can do mine next!"
Bugger off and do it yourself you lazy git
That must be a universal one!
Steve Graber
http://www.grabercars.com/
"Quickness through lightness"
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Noodle
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| posted on 30/11/04 at 09:16 PM |
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Latest issue of Viz Top Top:
Car owners. Dissuade humourous neighbours from saying "you can do mine next" when you're cleaning your car by keeping a hammer in
your pocket and starting to batter your windscreen when you see then approaching.
Your sort make me sick
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