zilspeed
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| posted on 12/12/04 at 12:07 PM |
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Talking to the telly
I've started talking to the telly when nobody is in - it's very sad.
As we speak SWMBO and our 3 year old are out doing Christmas shopping.
Turned on Channel 133 on Sky - looking for a bit of spannerage action while waiting on the dead battery on the locost to charge up.
Anyway there was Kirsty Alsop gving it the old Location Location Location nonsense and I started screaming at the telly.
" Naw - Gie's Motors !! ".
You really need to speak or at least understand west central Scotland patois to get the full effect here.
OK - I'll translate.
" No thank you Ms Alsop - may we have some automotive based entertainment if you don't mind".
Do I need to
a) See a Doctor ?
OR
B) get out more ?
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phelpsa
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| posted on 12/12/04 at 12:09 PM |
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How long has this problem been going on?
I think that if it repeats itself again you should visit your nearest mental health doctor 
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zilspeed
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| posted on 12/12/04 at 12:10 PM |
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Not long.......
About 9 years now     
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Northy
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| posted on 12/12/04 at 12:12 PM |
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I think the answer is:
C). Get one of those jump start power packs so you don't have to wait for the battery to charge up!
Graham
Website under construction. Help greatfully received as I don't really know what I'm doing!
"If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?"
Built 2L 8 Valve Vx Powered Avon
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Metal Hippy
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| posted on 12/12/04 at 12:42 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Northy
I think the answer is:
C). Get one of those jump start power packs so you don't have to wait for the battery to charge up!
...and attach it to your testicles.
Cock off or cock on. You choose.
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zilspeed
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| posted on 12/12/04 at 12:56 PM |
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How does that work then
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Staple balls
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| posted on 12/12/04 at 01:08 PM |
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You called?
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Dick Axtell
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| posted on 12/12/04 at 01:18 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by zilspeed
Turned on Channel 133 on Sky - looking for a bit of spannerage action while waiting on the dead battery on the locost to charge up.
Do I need to
a) See a Doctor ?
OR
B) get out more ?
Nah - Dose of Big Jessy Clarkson will soon sort you out.
Work-in-Progress: Changed to Zetec + T9. Still trying!!
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