Mk-Ninja
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 posted on 21/12/04 at 09:50 AM |
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Politically correct seasons' greetings
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the season, practised within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or
the secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious or
secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to
practise religious or secular traditions at all. May you have a fiscally
successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of
the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but not without due
respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures, whose contributions
to society have helped to make Britain great, (not to imply that Britain is
necessarily greater than any other country), and without regard to the race,
creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, political belief,
choice of computer platform or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is
subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no
alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to
actually implement any of the wishes for her or him or others, is void where
prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application
of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a
subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and the warranty is
limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
discretion of the wisher.
With kind regards (not to infer that my regards would ever be those of an
untoward nature),
Anyway Merry Christmas
I'm sure I've got one, just don't know where I've put it
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Fozzie
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| posted on 21/12/04 at 12:06 PM |
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Tee-hee, sorta goes with one of the postings I had in my 'Three Men' thread!
Fozzie
'Racing is Life!...anything before or after is just waiting'....Steve McQueen
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ned
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| posted on 21/12/04 at 12:42 PM |
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blimey,
You had a xmas card from tony blair too gordon?
Ned 
beware, I've got yellow skin
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carcentric
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| posted on 21/12/04 at 04:33 PM |
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Mo' yumer
quote:
Originally posted by Fozzie
Tee-hee, sorta goes with one of the postings I had in my 'Three Men' thread!
Fozzie
The season's greeting above reminds me very little of a politically acceptable joke:
An ethnic parent gave his/her offspring two shirts - different only in their color. When encouraged to try them on, the adult child left the room,
put on one of the shirts, and returned to show how nicely it fit. To no one's surprise, however, the ethnic parent asked, "What's
the matter - didn't you like the other one?"
Happy Yule,
You fool!
(world's shortest Christmas poem)
M D "Doc" Nugent
http://www.carcentric.com
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krlthms
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| posted on 21/12/04 at 07:16 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by carcentric
quote:
Originally posted by Fozzie
Tee-hee, sorta goes with one of the postings I had in my 'Three Men' thread!
Fozzie
The season's greeting above reminds me very little of a politically acceptable joke:
An ethnic parent gave his/her offspring two shirts - different only in their color. When encouraged to try them on, the adult child left the room,
put on one of the shirts, and returned to show how nicely it fit. To no one's surprise, however, the ethnic parent asked, "What's
the matter - didn't you like the other one?"
Happy Yule,
You fool!
(world's shortest Christmas poem)
definitely red neck, but kinda funny nevertheless.
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