Joke
A woman walks into her doctor’s office and says “Doctor, I have this terrible rash.” She lifts up her sweater to reveal a large ‘M’ shaped rash. The
doctor replies, “Now that is the strangest rash I’ve ever seen.” The woman explains, “Well my boyfriend goes to Michigan and refuses to take off his
letter sweater when we make love.” The doctor shrugs her shoulders, prescribes some lotion and sends the woman on her way.
The next day another woman comes in with a very similar rash. “How did you get that?” the doctor asks. “My boyfriend goes to MIT and he refuses to
take his letter sweater off when we make love,” she says. The doctor prescribes some lotion and sends the young lady on her way.
The third day another young woman comes into the doctor’s office and she too has a big rash in the shape of an ‘M’ on her chest. “Let me guess,” the
doctor says “Your boyfriend goes to Maryland?” “No,” the patient replies, “My girlfriend goes to Wellesley.”
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I
was in love and didn't notice."
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Strange Picture (WS) HERE
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Little Johnny has just been toilet trained and decides to use the big toilet like his daddy. He pushes up the seat and balances his little penis on
the rim. Just then the toilet seat slams down, and little Johnny lets out a scream. His mother comes running to find Johnny hopping round the room
clutching his genitals and howling. He looks up at her with his little tear stained face and sniffles, 'K-k-k-k-kiss {sniff} it better.'
Little Johnny's mother shouts, 'Don't start your father's sh!t with me!'
A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish. He
says, "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish." The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just
not possible. Some things just can't be changed. Do you have another wish?" The guys says 'Well...for my whole life I've never
received oral sex from my wife. That would be my wish." The genie pauses for another moment and then says "How would you define
peace?"
Two prisoners were having a chat. The first one said. "I've got two tickets for the warden's ball, Do you want to buy one?"
"No thanks," said the second guy. "I can't dance." "It's not a dance," said the first prisoner.
"It's a raffle!"
[Edited on 24-8-05 by Hellfire]
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