mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 29/8/05 at 11:10 AM |
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Foster's
Thanks to David :}
Foster's - It's Australian for Shitfaced
At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's
conferencing.
Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make the best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a bladdy Fosters,
mate."
Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a
Bud."
Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, ferdamt. Give me ein Becks, ya ist der real King of beers, danke."
Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a diet coke with ice and lemon. Tanks."
The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their faces.
Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"
Paddy replies "Well, if you pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am I!!"
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Hellfire
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| posted on 29/8/05 at 03:50 PM |
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Great joke - but all of the golden ale's make me a tad wobbly after a few too many. Guiness on the other hand is the mother of all hangover
juices... I recall it well 
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Peteff
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| posted on 29/8/05 at 04:43 PM |
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Guiness is not a drink.
It's a food group  . I know someone who lives on it anyway.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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gazza285
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| posted on 29/8/05 at 04:50 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Hellfire
Guiness on the other hand is the mother of all hangover juices... I recall it well
Strange, I don't usually recall anything.
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