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Rorty

posted on 26/9/05 at 05:38 AM Reply With Quote
Special offer from non-registered trader.

I'm not a Registered Trader, so I couldn't post this in the new Special Offers section, but I'll post it here.
I would like to offer my opinion for $00.02 (ono). Usual conditions apply.





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niceperson709

posted on 26/9/05 at 05:46 AM Reply With Quote
"I would like to offer my opinion for $00.02 (ono). Usual conditions apply."




I would like to bring to the attention of all readers that Rorty can NOT offer his oppinions for 2 cents because here in Australia 1 and 2 cent pieces are no longer legal tender , he can however offer them fo 5 cents the minimim value coin in circulation here





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Rorty

posted on 26/9/05 at 05:53 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by niceperson709
"I would like to offer my opinion for $00.02 (ono). Usual conditions apply."




I would like to bring to the attention of all readers that Rorty can NOT offer his oppinions for 2 cents because here in Australia 1 and 2 cent pieces are no longer legal tender , he can however offer them fo 5 cents the minimim value coin in circulation here

I did state ono ($00.05 would be fine), but I'd also happily accept US$00.02 which I believe is tenderable.





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donut

posted on 26/9/05 at 06:49 AM Reply With Quote
Do you take credit cards?





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Rorty

posted on 26/9/05 at 07:05 AM Reply With Quote
Certainly, just don't forget to send your PIN with your card.





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Hellfire

posted on 26/9/05 at 07:46 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Rorty
Certainly, just don't forget to send your PIN with your card.


Plus the security ID (last three numbers on the signature strip) for online ordering






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Rorty

posted on 26/9/05 at 08:12 AM Reply With Quote
Yes, that too.





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marktigere1

posted on 26/9/05 at 02:29 PM Reply With Quote
I've got some blank cheques Rorty.

Would they do if I sign them?

How about my bank details?

Account number: 354657654876
Sort code: 78-34-56

Credit card number: 4564 3423 1111 3467
Exp: 04-03
Sig number: 431

Inside leg: 32

Anything else required?

Mark

PS. I bet someone scans this and then tries these numbers






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Peteff

posted on 26/9/05 at 03:07 PM Reply With Quote
Anything else required?

Grandmothers' date of birth please, just in case.





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ned

posted on 26/9/05 at 03:58 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Peteff
Anything else required?

stamped addressed envelope perhaps?





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Rorty

posted on 26/9/05 at 08:06 PM Reply With Quote
Now you're getting the idea!
How about your first born too? (Females only please...complete with dowery.)





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marktigere1

posted on 27/9/05 at 08:41 AM Reply With Quote
I have a cousin that looks like your avatar.

Will she do?

Mark

[Edited on 27/9/05 by marktigere1]

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Rorty

posted on 27/9/05 at 08:58 AM Reply With Quote
Been there, done that. Who do you think the avatar's modeled on?





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marktigere1

posted on 27/9/05 at 09:15 AM Reply With Quote
I'm sorry, I thought it was modelled on yourself!!

Burst my bubble.

Mark





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Rorty

posted on 27/9/05 at 09:39 AM Reply With Quote
I wish! I'd never leave the house!





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