mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 28/9/05 at 05:23 PM |
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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half
discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well
developed and open to trade especially for someone
with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed
and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently
aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war
- haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is
now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and
borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps
people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a
glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, they become Afghanistan. Almost everyone
knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq or Britain -
ruled by a dick
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Peteff
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| posted on 28/9/05 at 06:25 PM |
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The four ages of man
First you believe in Santa Claus
Then you don't believe in Santa Claus
Then you ARE Santa Claus
Then you look like Santa Claus.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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Cita
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| posted on 28/9/05 at 07:07 PM |
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Both super!!!!
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motobob
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| posted on 29/9/05 at 03:09 AM |
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ah
how are the brit women ?you got the US ones right ... at least to my knowledge............
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