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theconrodkid

posted on 5/2/03 at 05:48 PM Reply With Quote
computer crashing

as computers are stuborn,un helpfull,imposible to understand and keep crashing does that mean they are female?
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Metal Hippy™

posted on 5/2/03 at 06:09 PM Reply With Quote
Sounds pretty accurate to me mate....





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scutter

posted on 7/2/03 at 10:46 AM Reply With Quote
Hit the nail on the head there old boy, just don't mention the war.

Dan

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theconrodkid

posted on 7/2/03 at 04:53 PM Reply With Quote
whitch war?,we havnt lost one have we???





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scutter

posted on 7/2/03 at 07:04 PM Reply With Quote
No mate, for me the war is over, I'm out of action.

Dan.

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bob

posted on 7/2/03 at 09:22 PM Reply With Quote
I would have done the same thing too,or chopped a toe off in a freak gardening accident.






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Findlay234

posted on 7/2/03 at 09:34 PM Reply With Quote
well all you oldies are gonna have to join the home guard once Sadman insane and his little brother osama realise that they dont have to take poo off of Mr Bush and his pet poodle (blair if you didnt get it).

this looks like a hijacked thread sorry conrod.

cheers
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scutter

posted on 7/2/03 at 09:54 PM Reply With Quote
Hijacked

We will not give in to terrorism,

P.S. how the computer

Dan

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theconrodkid

posted on 7/2/03 at 10:18 PM Reply With Quote
you should be out there bombing the nazis,my computer is fine apart from a few bullet holes





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scutter

posted on 7/2/03 at 10:28 PM Reply With Quote
I'll never forgive them germans they bombed our chip shop you know.

(Being P C sorry to any germans who are reading)

As for me, medically down graded for 6 months

I'm sure I'll live.

Take care Dan.

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theconrodkid

posted on 8/2/03 at 02:16 PM Reply With Quote
no excuse for you missing brecky then





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scutter

posted on 8/2/03 at 02:34 PM Reply With Quote
The problem is, I can't drive with only one arm free, and I very much doubt that the wife will drive 80+miles first thing on a subday morning

Don't fret I'll be at Stafford even if I have to take the train and sleep on base there.

Regards Dan.

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theconrodkid

posted on 8/2/03 at 05:51 PM Reply With Quote
im sure someone will offer you a lift,see ya soon





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Findlay234

posted on 8/2/03 at 07:04 PM Reply With Quote
well one of them at the cafe must be working for the enemy, they must have known i was a double agent otherwise they wouldnt be asking after me. i cant see anyother reason.

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theconrodkid

posted on 8/2/03 at 07:25 PM Reply With Quote
you will have to come down and ask her wont you





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Findlay234

posted on 9/2/03 at 06:37 PM Reply With Quote
shit.............. did i walk into that one?
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James

posted on 13/2/03 at 11:52 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by scutter
The problem is, I can't drive with only one arm free, and I very much doubt that the wife will drive 80+miles first thing on a subday morning

Don't fret I'll be at Stafford even if I have to take the train and sleep on base there.

Regards Dan.


So I'm not the only one who beat themselves up snowboarding then!

Can't understand why people warned me snowboarding was dangerous!

Anyway, what do you mean you can't drive with one arm- it's only a poxy collar bone isn't it? I drove to Box Hill the other day and I'm on crutches with a busted right knee!
When it comes to greasy spoon breakfast needs must!

Happy healing,

James

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theconrodkid

posted on 13/2/03 at 05:02 PM Reply With Quote
thats the spirit!





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scutter

posted on 13/2/03 at 05:55 PM Reply With Quote
One arm's still enough to open a can of whoop ass on you.

Truth be told I'm going mad

And no I still can't drive.

Suffering loudly Dan.

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James

posted on 14/2/03 at 10:52 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by scutter
One arm's still enough to open a can of whoop ass on you.

Truth be told I'm going mad

And no I still can't drive.

Suffering loudly Dan.


COME AND 'AVE A GO IF YOU THINK YOUR 'ARD ENOUGH!


I've never got to say that to someone before- yippee!

As you can tell I don't get in fights too often- but be warned Scutter- I've got large crutches and I know how to use them.... to run away that is....

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scutter

posted on 14/2/03 at 03:39 PM Reply With Quote
I'm glad you said crutches,

We'll have to settle this over a pint at Stafford

Take care Dan.

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Deckman001

posted on 14/2/03 at 05:59 PM Reply With Quote
DAN , think you left the face pack on tooooooo long
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scutter

posted on 14/2/03 at 06:55 PM Reply With Quote
You can never be to careful in this day and age.

Or am I just being presumptuous

Dan.

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Deckman001

posted on 14/2/03 at 06:58 PM Reply With Quote
You can never be toooo carefull !!
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