Jon Ison
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| posted on 14/10/09 at 04:38 PM |
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Hot air & Indian.
Well I take to the air in the morning in an hot air balloon something I always wanted to do n Mrs as arranged it, anyhow, she as just dropped little
one of at in laws for the evening, we have an early start so they are doing school run.....
She suggested as we are alone this evening maybe go out for a meal, this is where the hot air & Indian comes into play, I want Indian she wants
carvery up road, I think an Indian will be ok morning after confines of an hot air balloon basket, swimbo says not ?
Whose correct here ?
ps anyone had the cockatoo joke via text ?
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BenB
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| posted on 14/10/09 at 04:49 PM |
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Just make sure it's well cooked. If you get the explosive squits 2000 feet up you could shite over your entire neighbourhood! It'd be
nicely strained by the wicker basket too  At least if you got blown off course they'd be able to find out where you went by the trail of
dysentry 
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big_wasa
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| posted on 14/10/09 at 04:50 PM |
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No chilled bog roll up there 
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mookaloid
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| posted on 14/10/09 at 04:52 PM |
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cockatoo joke?
"That thing you're thinking - it wont be that."
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splitrivet
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| posted on 14/10/09 at 04:55 PM |
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I would be very carefull a f@rt (methane)in the general direction of the burner could have explosive results, and those varmints dont carry
parachutes.
Cheers,
Bob 
I used to be a Werewolf but I'm alright nowwoooooooooooooo
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BenB
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| posted on 14/10/09 at 04:56 PM |
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If they ran out propane they could just get you to do a handstand and bobs your uncle
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r1_pete
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| posted on 14/10/09 at 05:09 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by BenB
If they ran out propane they could just get you to do a handstand and bobs your uncle
But for gods sake dont follow throgh.....
What makes you think your upside down???
Well the s***s comming out of my collar.
Billy Connelly.
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BenB
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| posted on 14/10/09 at 05:10 PM |
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It'd be the world's biggest high-altitude chocolate fountain
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rallyingden
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| posted on 14/10/09 at 05:17 PM |
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We did a baloon trip over the Valley of the Kings in Egypt............. Fantastic.
Forget the curry you will not want anything to distract you from the flight 
RD
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FFTS
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| posted on 14/10/09 at 05:55 PM |
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As I know in my profession.. air expands at altitude. When you dont think you need to fart on the ground it can be unstoppable at altitude
So....... I say GO FOR THE CURRY 
Chris.
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Ninehigh
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| posted on 14/10/09 at 08:35 PM |
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So have you decided against the curry yet?
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blakep82
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| posted on 14/10/09 at 11:01 PM |
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cockatoo joke?
is that when you ask a girl if she's had a budgie on her left shoulder? she'll almost always say no, you ask if she's has a pigeon
on her right shoulder? no again, so you tell her to open her mouth and say "i bet you've had a cockatoo in there"
no?
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