derf
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| posted on 13/6/04 at 09:56 PM |
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wanker?
What does wanker mean?
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Metal Hippy
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| posted on 13/6/04 at 09:58 PM |
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Monkey spanker
Chicken choker
Tosser
Various other names.
It means somebody that doesn't need women to gain pleasure... if you catch my drift.
Cock off or cock on. You choose.
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 13/6/04 at 10:01 PM |
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in american it means
jerking off
Generally not to be taken literally, and means idiot or similar. Auzzies tend to understand it, but americans dont.
and b o l l o c k s
means testicles.
This can mean complete rubbish 'thats bollox'
or really good
'the dogs bollox'
atb
steve
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Ferg
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| posted on 13/6/04 at 10:09 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by derf
What does wanker mean?
Emile Heskey.....
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Peteff
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| posted on 13/6/04 at 10:16 PM |
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Onanist.
Posh name for it.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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alister667
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| posted on 13/6/04 at 10:17 PM |
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Just to give you an example of it's use.
"My SVA tester was a complete wanker."
Hope that's of help.
Ali
http://members.lycos.co.uk/alister667/
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scotlad
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| posted on 13/6/04 at 10:19 PM |
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RoadkillUK
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| posted on 13/6/04 at 10:19 PM |
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A wanker is someone who stands knee deep in water when there's a perfectly good dry vehicle next to him
 
Roadkill - Lee
www.bradford7.co.uk
Latest Picture (14 Sept 2014)
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Mark Allanson
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| posted on 13/6/04 at 10:22 PM |
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Lee, sorry, I think you are thinking of an off road enthusiast!
If you can keep you head, whilst all others around you are losing theirs, you are not fully aware of the situation
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Wadders
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| posted on 13/6/04 at 10:47 PM |
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i]Originally posted by RoadkillUK
A wanker is someone who stands knee deep in water when there's a perfectly good dry vehicle next to him
[/quote
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chrisg
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| posted on 14/6/04 at 07:29 PM |
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Onanism, Self love.
sexual outlet for cateringvan owners.
Cheers
Chris
(No, I won't let it drop, they let my tires down)
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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derf
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| posted on 14/6/04 at 08:53 PM |
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Actually the inide of the van was pretty wet too.
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mandy69
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| posted on 14/6/04 at 08:58 PM |
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It's the plural for a Man!!!!!
There are two types don't you know:
1, those that do
2, And those that say they don't
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Peteff
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| posted on 14/6/04 at 10:01 PM |
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3 then.
There's us that freely admit it. Although I'm that age now where I sometimes forget what I was doing and give up .
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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derf
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| posted on 15/6/04 at 12:40 AM |
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Ha!!! you are a dysfunctional wanker!!!
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Peteff
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| posted on 15/6/04 at 10:35 AM |
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Let's keep it civil there, I'm not the one stood in the pond.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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ned
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| posted on 15/6/04 at 10:45 AM |
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nicely said Pete
beware, I've got yellow skin
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James
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| posted on 15/6/04 at 12:21 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by mandy69
It's the plural for a Man!!!!!
There are two types don't you know:
1, those that do
2, And those that say they don't
Sounds more like women to me!
I don't think I know any men who deny it!
James
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Dick Axtell
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| posted on 16/6/04 at 07:26 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by derf
What does wanker mean?
Seem to remember some connection between Roald Dahl and a chocolate factory. This whay you mean??
BTW - That ain't no amphibious ve-hicckle! You got webbed feet, maybe??
Work-in-Progress: Changed to Zetec + T9. Still trying!!
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Peteff
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| posted on 16/6/04 at 09:36 AM |
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Roald Dahl and a chocolate factory.
I think you'll find that was Wonka, not wanker
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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timf
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| posted on 16/6/04 at 01:55 PM |
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Derogitory term used to infuriate Americans as they don't know what it means.
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David Jenkins
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| posted on 16/6/04 at 03:09 PM |
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A few years ago I was driving in southern Germany, and nearly went off the road when I passed a village sign displaying the name "Wank". I
know it's probably pronounced "Vank", but I couldn't help wondering what you called someone from that village...
David
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Hellfire
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| posted on 16/6/04 at 04:17 PM |
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Alez
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| posted on 17/6/04 at 09:14 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by derf
What does wanker mean?
It's the technical name for a rotatory engine (used in Mazdas I think?), comes from the surname of it's inventor, Felix Heinrich Wanker
(1902-1988).
I always found it difficult to associate "Wanker" to "rotatory", for some reason I find it more intuitive to associate it to
the up-down movement in a piston. Don't quite understand why?
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mackie
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| posted on 17/6/04 at 09:20 AM |
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There's a place in Austria (I think) called Fucking too.
[Edit]
Here we go:
http://www.nebulasearch.com/encyclopedia/article/Fucking,_Austria.html
[Edited on 17/6/04 by mackie]
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