mangogrooveworkshop
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 posted on 29/6/04 at 05:54 PM |
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Wilkys advice
 
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zilspeed
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| posted on 29/6/04 at 06:10 PM |
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Don't mention the Football !!!!
John F - north of the border non footballing faction.
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colibriman
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| posted on 29/6/04 at 06:38 PM |
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thats where the ball came from.....just landed in my garden................
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subk2002
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| posted on 29/6/04 at 06:41 PM |
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macspeedy
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| posted on 29/6/04 at 07:15 PM |
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Peteff
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| posted on 29/6/04 at 07:34 PM |
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See more of the same
http://www.thesun.co.uk/popupWindow/0,,13-2004291593,00.html
http://www.thesun.co.uk/popupWindow/0,,13-2004291596,00.html
http://www.thesun.co.uk/popupWindow/0,,13-2004291590,00.html
I know the second one's nowt to do with football but I liked it. It's a bit Scottish for MGW.
[Edited on 29/6/04 by Peteff]
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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steve m
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| posted on 30/6/04 at 10:51 AM |
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> Q: Why aren't the England football team allowed to own a dog?
> A: Because they can't hold on to a lead.
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> Q: What's the difference between the England team and a tea-bag?
> A: The tea-bag stays in the cup longer.
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> Q: Why do English make better lovers than Portuguese/Germans?
> A: Because English are the only ones who can stay on top for 90
> minutes and still come second!
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> Q: What is common between a 3 pin plug and the England football team?
> A: They are both useless in Europe!
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> Q: What's the difference between O J Simpson and England?
> A: OJ Simpson had a more credible defence
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> Q. What's the difference between the English and a jet engine?
> A. A jet engine eventually stops whining.
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> Q. What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead
> English football fan on the road?
> A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.
>
> Q. What do English football fans and sperm have in common?
> A. One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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> Q. If you see an English football fan on a bicycle, why should you
> never swerve to hit him?
> A. It could be your bicycle.
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> Q. What do you have when 100 English football fans are buried up to
> their necks in sand?
> A. Not enough sand.
>
> Rumours that David Beckham was seen successfully seducing a young
> woman in a Spanish nightclub with a one-liner have been completely
> refuted by the English FA, their chief publicity officer stated: "I
find it totally preposterous to suggest that one of our players
could make a
> successful pass to or at anyone."
>
> Four surgeons are taking a coffee break.
> The first one says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because
> when you open them up everything inside them is numbered."
> The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything
> inside them is in alphabetical order."
> Third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything inside them is
> colour-coded."
> The fourth one says, "I prefer English football fans. They're
> heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and arses are
> interchangeable."
>
> Did you hear that the UK Post Office has had to recall their latest
> stamps with pictures of English football players on them? People
> couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
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> Oxo were going to bring out a Euro 2004 Commemorative cube painted
> red, white and blue in honour of the England squad. But it was a
> laughing stock and crumbled in the box.
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Scotty
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| posted on 30/6/04 at 10:59 AM |
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nice
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mangogroove
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| posted on 30/6/04 at 12:52 PM |
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You want it when!
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mangogroove
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| posted on 30/6/04 at 01:01 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Peteff
http://www.thesun.co.uk/popupWindow/0,,13-2004291593,00.html
http://www.thesun.co.uk/popupWindow/0,,13-2004291596,00.html
http://www.thesun.co.uk/popupWindow/0,,13-2004291590,00.html
I know the second one's nowt to do with football but I liked it. It's a bit Scottish for MGW.
[Edited on 29/6/04 by Peteff]
Pete I have been here so long that they are even calling me a Fifer!!!!!
You want it when!
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Alez
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| posted on 30/6/04 at 02:15 PM |
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Am I allowed to laugh at it??
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mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 30/6/04 at 09:54 PM |
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http://uk.download.yahoo.com/ne/fu/attachments/image001.jpg
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