mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 11/9/04 at 10:09 PM |
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NEWS FLASH - Major Earthquake
NEWS FLASH - Major Earthquake Strikes Dundee
A major earthquake measuring 5.8 on the richter scale hit Dundee in the early hours of Saturday
Epicentre: - Whitfield
Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering, “whit the fuck!” and “whuard that cumfae?”. The earthquake dismantled the area causing
approximately £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of momentos from the Baldovie skip were damaged beyond repair.
Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giro arrived. Grampian news reported that hundreds
of residents were confused and bewildered, still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in the area.
One resident – Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15 year old mother of five fae Ormiston Crescent, said, “it was such a shock, my little Chardoney Levi-Mercedes
came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Chantelle slept through it all, as well as my great granny lorrain. I
was still shaking when I was watching Kilroy the next morning.”
Apparently though, looting, mugging and car crime did carry on as normal. The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 400 crates of sunny delight
to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large Quantities of personal belongings
which include benefit books, jewellery from argo’s Elizabeth Duke, loads of provie cheques and bone china from pound stretchers.
How Can You Help?
This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing, parcels for those unfortunate to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is the most sought
after, the most needed include: Fila or Burberry baseball caps, Kappa tracksuit tops(his and hers), Shell suits(female), white sports socks, Rockport
boots and any other items sold by Primark. Food parcels may be harder to come by but are needed all the same. Required foodstuff include mirowave
meals, tins of baked beans, ice cream and cans of colt 45, cerry oot o buckie or specil blue fizzy dronks for a family of nine, £5 will pay for a
packet of B&H’s and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.
Please do not send tents for shelter as the sight of posh housing is unfair on the population of Douglas, Fintry and St. Marys
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Peteff
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| posted on 11/9/04 at 10:19 PM |
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15 and only 5 kids
She must be a minger.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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dave1888
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| posted on 11/9/04 at 10:51 PM |
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I've got 5 bars o soap i can donate. That should last the whole of dundee for years to come. 
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mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 11/9/04 at 11:04 PM |
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Standard greeting in Dumpdee they chuck a half brick at you...
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Northy
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| posted on 11/9/04 at 11:33 PM |
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Graham
Website under construction. Help greatfully received as I don't really know what I'm doing! 
"If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?"
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