farmboy
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| posted on 10/12/04 at 03:57 PM |
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joke
heres a joke to celebrate finishing work early on a friday
Q.whats the hardest part of roller skatting
A. telling your parents you are gay
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
every two hours?
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Peteff
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| posted on 10/12/04 at 04:19 PM |
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It's baffled me.
It probably works better in the original Welsh. 
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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Alan B
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| posted on 10/12/04 at 04:30 PM |
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Me too......way over my head........
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Hellfire
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| posted on 10/12/04 at 04:40 PM |
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Hmmm?
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skinny
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| posted on 10/12/04 at 04:58 PM |
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maybe that says more about you guys than you realise! or have i missed some sort of irony in the last few posts... :p
without wishing to be pedantic about spelling, perhaps changing skatting to skating might help someone out?
[Edited on 10/12/04 by skinny]
if you don't fail, you aren't trying hard enough.
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Benzine
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| posted on 10/12/04 at 05:30 PM |
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Scat?
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Alan B
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| posted on 10/12/04 at 07:42 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by skinny
maybe that says more about you guys than you realise! or have i missed some sort of irony in the last few posts... :p
Erm...sorry, says what about us?
Does the original joke imply that there some correlation between skating and homosexuality, and that it is common knowledge?
Again.....sorry way over my head again...
And yes I'm fully aware of the meaning of scat, though I assumed that "skating" was the intended word.
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liam.mccaffrey
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| posted on 11/12/04 at 02:02 PM |
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i live in cardiff farmboy where about are you, i live above a kebab shop on city road
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farmboy
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| posted on 11/12/04 at 02:19 PM |
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i live on tewksbury street.
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
every two hours?
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liam.mccaffrey
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| posted on 11/12/04 at 03:44 PM |
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not too far away at all,
resident cardiff person or a student, im a student in ponty
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phelpsa
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| posted on 11/12/04 at 03:45 PM |
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I'm in Llantrisant quite a lot as that is where all my family is. My parents emigrated to Berkshire
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farmboy
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| posted on 11/12/04 at 03:48 PM |
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well i was a student in cardiff, i did town planning (dont ask me why) what about you. this year i get to earn a pitance on a placement year at
cardiff council.
so free planning advice if anyone wants it, but dont expect anything useful.
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
every two hours?
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Peteff
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| posted on 11/12/04 at 05:19 PM |
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free planning advice if anyone wants it, but dont expect anything useful.
Nobody ever does. . My mate's an Architect/Technician and he hates Planners and Quantity Surveyors. Very often he'll draw a job out and
have calcs checked by an engineer to make sure it works, then he submits the plan and they want everything changing. Power trip we reckon. I helped on
a roof job where the timbers we were using were 7"x3", they wanted them all reinforcing with steel [ beams with bolts at 2 foot intervals.
The reason for that was in case we had heavy snow. 
[Edited on 11/12/04 by Peteff]
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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Volvorsport
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| posted on 11/12/04 at 05:32 PM |
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yeah , roofing situations have to be able to with stand 12 inches of snow minimum , which is quite a bit of weight on a roof thats under engineered ,
altho 7x3 wold have been ok . Having reroofed quite a few garages with GRP , ive seen some total disasters.
the man with the job at the planners - whats the difference of cold roof / warm roof and the insulation value that buiders have to build to ?
www.dbsmotorsport.co.uk
getting dirty under a bus
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Peteff
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| posted on 11/12/04 at 05:48 PM |
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This was a roof with a 40* pitch, not a flat roof and timbers spanning14' which they were well in spec for. Cold roof is not ventilated, no
eaves or ridge vents so permeable felting is needed under the tiles. It applies to pitch rooves with a loft space, warm roof is vented. Don't
know why it's called that though.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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farmboy
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| posted on 11/12/04 at 06:33 PM |
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that's not a planner who said to do that, that's a building inspector. completly different job
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
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Peteff
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| posted on 11/12/04 at 06:49 PM |
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Oh right,
I'll apologise then. To all planners but not the QS's. edit :- If you'd said ballroom dancing I would have understood it.
[Edited on 11/12/04 by Peteff]
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 11/12/04 at 07:16 PM |
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I know what that means too alan
im getting concerned about both of us.
(its a style of jazz singing of course, isnt it)
atb
steve
quote:
Originally posted by Alan B
quote:
Originally posted by skinny
maybe that says more about you guys than you realise! or have i missed some sort of irony in the last few posts... :p
Erm...sorry, says what about us?
Does the original joke imply that there some correlation between skating and homosexuality, and that it is common knowledge?
Again.....sorry way over my head again...
And yes I'm fully aware of the meaning of scat, though I assumed that "skating" was the intended word.
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Peteff
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| posted on 11/12/04 at 07:36 PM |
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Scat-jazz singing?
Scat is excrement, jazz singing is on a par with it. I've heard Cleo Layne, nuff said. edit :- type scat in google and be prepared for some
horrible sights.
[Edited on 11/12/04 by Peteff]
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 12/12/04 at 12:20 AM |
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peteff
agree with all of it.
id rather listen to anything but jazz
atb
steve
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Alan B
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| posted on 15/12/04 at 09:47 PM |
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Yep...agreed.......
So......what is the joke about?
Anyone????
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type r1
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| posted on 19/12/04 at 02:44 PM |
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farmboy,
i'm an ace rollerskater and i'm also 6'4" and very definitely heterosexual.
is it fair to assume that because you live in wales that you commit acts of bestiality with sheep?
thought not.
dom.
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liam.mccaffrey
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| posted on 19/12/04 at 03:49 PM |
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he was only having a jibe, i sense you are offended?
i'm welsh and i know some of the best welsh sheep jokes going,
anyone know why welsh people always ask for velcro gloves for christmas?
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