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donut

posted on 8/1/05 at 07:24 PM Reply With Quote
Chat up line.......

I was helping out at a friends kids b,day party today. We bought in the food and the assistant who was a 'nice' young girl said to me "can i carry anything for you" so like a shot i said " How would you fancy carrying my baby!!"


Thankfully she laughed....

Tiss a true story

Andy





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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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bob

posted on 8/1/05 at 07:48 PM Reply With Quote
no need for another solicitor then andy






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marcyboy

posted on 8/1/05 at 07:49 PM Reply With Quote
define young
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donut

posted on 8/1/05 at 08:15 PM Reply With Quote
Well i'm 39 and she was about 20ish, yep young enough to be my daughter





Andy

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/

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bob

posted on 8/1/05 at 08:41 PM Reply With Quote
39

is that your waist size






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Ben_Copeland

posted on 9/1/05 at 09:26 AM Reply With Quote
Na must be his age , he'd never get in 39 waist trousers





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Deckman001

posted on 9/1/05 at 12:07 PM Reply With Quote
Me-ooooow






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donut

posted on 9/1/05 at 02:45 PM Reply With Quote
Sad but true!!!

i'm working on it though





Andy

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/

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marcyboy

posted on 9/1/05 at 04:12 PM Reply With Quote
well as long as she's legal ..
sounds like your about half my size donut

[Edited on 9/1/05 by marcyboy]

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