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indykid

posted on 30/12/05 at 07:34 PM Reply With Quote
hello

[Edited on 5/1/06 by indykid]






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graememk

posted on 30/12/05 at 07:37 PM Reply With Quote
how strange






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Peteff

posted on 30/12/05 at 07:39 PM Reply With Quote
I really didn't want to know that.

Is he coming out?

edit:- P.S. it's spelt chute, dummy

[Edited on 30/12/05 by Peteff]





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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Danozeman

posted on 30/12/05 at 07:44 PM Reply With Quote
Oooh aarrr how queer.





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emsfactory

posted on 30/12/05 at 07:52 PM Reply With Quote
What an odd fellow.
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ch1ll1

posted on 30/12/05 at 08:00 PM Reply With Quote
is that allowed!
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stevec

posted on 30/12/05 at 08:06 PM Reply With Quote
I dont want a pint of what hes had!
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Russ-Turner

posted on 30/12/05 at 08:13 PM Reply With Quote
I'll stick my neck out and say that a relative around the age of 14 has got a hold of the expensive light box and is going on a chirping spree.






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Genesis

posted on 30/12/05 at 10:34 PM Reply With Quote
Sounds more like a hacked account to me...





Going fishin'

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JoelP

posted on 30/12/05 at 10:41 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Russ-Turner
I'll stick my neck out and say that a relative around the age of 14 has got a hold of the expensive light box and is going on a chirping spree.


piss funny and probably spot on too!






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chrisg

posted on 31/12/05 at 01:17 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by indykid
Hello forum! I am the ghost of christmas present!!!!! I love stabbing the poo shoot!

The smell of dick cheese wakes me up refreshed for the day ahead! Excuse the pun!

Love you all,
Tom!


Tom.

I think someone left their computer logged in.

One of your "Friends" has set you up!

cheers

Chris

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indykid

posted on 5/1/06 at 05:47 PM Reply With Quote
since i've just been told about this one, yep, it'll teach me to stay logged in at work.

needless to say, grease will be finding its way under the offenders door handles!

bast*rds! i'll kill em
tom

sorry for any offence caused.






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andkilde

posted on 5/1/06 at 07:41 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by indykid
needless to say, grease will be finding its way under the offenders door handles!


Hmmn, don't know how easy it is to get the ingredients, in this rather uptight post 9/11 world, but we used to make up a paste of Iodine crystals and Ammonium Hydroxide. Smear it on and once dried it's a (very weak) contact explosive -- explodes even with the gentlest touch and throws up a pretty purple cloud of smoke.

You can also buy firecrackers with a string at each end for rigging up drawers.

Or you could just fill up his car to the headliner with foam cheesies.

Good luck, and good fun, Ted

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steve_gus

posted on 5/1/06 at 07:47 PM Reply With Quote
someone got at someone my dad used to work with by spreading dog shyte under the door handles......


atb

steve

ps - why didnt you just delete the thread? Its pointless leaving it as a blank first post...

[Edited on 5/1/06 by steve_gus]





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indykid

posted on 5/1/06 at 09:06 PM Reply With Quote
red rubber grease under handles has become standard fare at work. i spiced it up with graphite grease, a while back.

however, it turns out the lad i thought it was wasn't working that night. the one that's been incriminated has a '62 beetle though, so it looks like i'll have to get him some other way. apart from having open door pulls, his car is immaculate, and i couldn't bring myself to sully it in such a way.

pregnant mice through the quarter light? maybe i'll have to chase the ingredients for the exploding paste.

i'll get him!
tom






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indykid

posted on 5/1/06 at 09:10 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by steve_gus

ps - why didnt you just delete the thread? Its pointless leaving it as a blank first post...

[Edited on 5/1/06 by steve_gus]


if i deleted the first post, it'd remove the thread. i still need the people who first thought i was some weird pervert to read the explanation wrt their posts. that and i wanted all the valuable revenge tactics

i will remove it shortly.
tom






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