Avoneer
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| posted on 16/12/07 at 11:47 PM |
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Ever fancied your exhaust?
No one off here I hope?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/7131532.stm
Pat ;-)
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oadamo
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| posted on 16/12/07 at 11:54 PM |
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wonder how you found that 
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blueshift
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| posted on 17/12/07 at 01:58 AM |
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It's good to know that in the same situation I have a dremel-alike with mini cut-off disks 
not that I plan to wedge a steel ring on my nob, foolish.
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Hellfire
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| posted on 17/12/07 at 08:57 AM |
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"unable to comment" - through laughing I expect.... LOL
Steve
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bonzoronnie
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 posted on 17/12/07 at 09:28 AM |
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Ohh Err
I'll not be doing that again in a hurry 
Ronnie
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02GF74
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| posted on 17/12/07 at 09:51 AM |
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that is really common nowadays; there was some scottish geezeer who put on his wedding ring onto his member.
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emsfactory
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| posted on 17/12/07 at 10:07 AM |
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Seems to be all the rage these days.
If I had a pound for every time I got my willy stuck in something .........
As Quagmire says,
' hello fire department, its Quagmire. No, it in a window this time.'
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Peteff
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| posted on 17/12/07 at 10:14 AM |
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Not the Hoover again, when will you learn .
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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nathanharris1987
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| posted on 17/12/07 at 10:32 AM |
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wedding ring? small scottish tackle then? (or big fingers)
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BenB
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| posted on 17/12/07 at 10:41 AM |
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Best one we had in casualty was someone coming into casualty with the end of a broom handle up their bottom. Apparently, they were decorating up a
ladder (naked- like you do.....) and they toppled off the ladder and as they fell, they impaled themselves on the end of a broom handle that
they'd been using to put up the wall-paper..... Unlucky that it went straight up their jacksy then snapped off...... Good attempt at an excuse
though....
The other lesson learnt was that if you are going to stick a vibrator up your bottom so far you can't get it out again don't use duracell
batteries!!! That bad boy was going for hours!!! Infact, even as they wheeled him off to theatre to remove it you could hear this buzzing noise going
down the corridor!!!! Sometimes the duracell bunny is not your friend!!!!
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02GF74
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| posted on 17/12/07 at 11:30 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by BenB
Best one we had in casualty was someone coming into casualty with the end of a broom handle up their bottom. Apparently, they were decorating up a
ladder (naked- like you do.....) and they toppled off the ladder and as they fell, they impaled themselves on the end of a broom handle that
they'd been using to put up the wall-paper..... Unlucky that it went straight up their jacksy then snapped off...... Good attempt at an excuse
though....
that is never true;; it's one of those urban myths stories where everyone seemed to know someone who knew someone who saw this but not seen it
themseleves, and it can be a stool leg as we all know we have these lying around the place.
The other one is the vicar with a BIC refill stuck in the tadger...
Or the lady with the air freshener up her doofah
or ....
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Peteff
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| posted on 17/12/07 at 03:53 PM |
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When we were kids we spotted a budgie that had escaped from somewhere and we all trooped off after it. It was obviously not very good at flying and
eventually settled in a tree. One volunteer started to climb after it but a branch broke and he fell @rse first into a hedge with a fence in the
middle and got a rather thick piece of wood and a lot of his clothing caught up. He was in absolute agony and had to have stitches when it was
eventually removed. He had to be transported kneeling to hospital, we were all very sympathetic, as kids are.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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speedyxjs
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| posted on 17/12/07 at 06:16 PM |
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I would NOT have wanted to be the one to cut it off (the ring ) One slip and woops 
How long can i resist the temptation to drop a V8 in?
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