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Jon Ison

posted on 16/9/05 at 06:43 PM Reply With Quote
your time will come, even if it takes years,
i'm very lucky here could'nt wish for better neighbours.........






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JoelP

posted on 16/9/05 at 07:00 PM Reply With Quote
me too, but my old ones were buggers.

Just remember though, two wrongs never make a right, and i myself dont even find revenge enjoyable. Its too escalatory...






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BKLOCO

posted on 16/9/05 at 07:09 PM Reply With Quote
Just send the sad little twat a turd in a box.





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sonic

posted on 16/9/05 at 07:53 PM Reply With Quote
The thing you find with dickhead neighbours is the only reason the cause people like us problems is that they are

JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And i Know a few

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macspeedy

posted on 16/9/05 at 08:01 PM Reply With Quote
Revenge is sweet

Firts off organise a meeting of locosts and make as much noise as possible perhaps an all day barbeque followed by a drive followed by a drive and guess it followed by a drive

for the long term solution plant lots of fast growing trees such as leylandii

sit back and watch them grow!!!!






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Russ-Turner

posted on 16/9/05 at 08:10 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by serendipity123
i've always found revenge good.....

advertise there car for sale in auto trader. . . ps dont tell them your doing it . . . also make sure its a very good price and has there home phone number on the advert.


He, he. Me and a mate sold someones camper van to the scrappy when we were kids. Come and get it whenever you like (etc.)






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MikeP

posted on 17/9/05 at 02:29 AM Reply With Quote
Wow, that's an awful lot of nasty when nothing happened more than a friendly chat with a policeman.

Right on UncleFista, I think you'd get the best revenge and at no cost.

Smartest person I know said to me: "The best revenge is living well". Nothing bugs your enemies more than seeing you more happy and successful than they are. If it's revenge you're after better to spend your energy improving your own lot.

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mangogrooveworkshop

posted on 17/9/05 at 09:15 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by macspeedy
Firts off organise a meeting of locosts and make as much noise as possible perhaps an all day barbeque followed by a drive followed by a drive and guess it followed by a drive

for the long term solution plant lots of fast growing trees such as leylandii

sit back and watch them grow!!!!




Dont give away all the secrets!

My street is great all the folks get on great.....but the rrrrrrses next door.

The other day the lad was over to collect big red and they were looking out to see.
I shouted back........YOU BETTER CALL THE POLICE CAUSE THE NEXT ONE IS TWICE AS LOUD.

I warm up my van outside the house now when Im on call out........1 am is good but 3am is better.
We have had eggs thrown at the van and all sorts..........just waiting for the frosty weathe r...quick spray of WD 40 on the windscreen does the trick. Dont even have to get out the van to do it!






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JoelP

posted on 17/9/05 at 01:30 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mangogrooveworkshop
My street is great all the folks get on great.....

I warm up my van outside the house now when Im on call out........1 am is good but 3am is better.


i bet everyone else loves you as well...






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jonbeedle

posted on 17/9/05 at 03:41 PM Reply With Quote
I can't believe how evil you can all be.
Wait till he's in bed and brick up his front door!





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gottabedone

posted on 17/9/05 at 04:23 PM Reply With Quote
We had neighbours from hell a couple of years ago. Driving over the neighbours garden, a Rave every night, scabby Nova's and Escorts with more plastic that Pamela Anderson. We were all nice to them which they hated - the smack in the mouth was soooooo tempting until one day I had a very nice lady from the Bailifs knock on the door and asked if I would watch her serve a summons on the toerags!! posted the bloody thing through the door myself......I was grinning for a week
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jonbeedle

posted on 17/9/05 at 05:50 PM Reply With Quote
Sometimes twatting someone like that is so tempting, but it pays to keep your cool in the long run!
Cheers
Jon





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steve_gus

posted on 17/9/05 at 06:50 PM Reply With Quote
the laws on leylandi have changed.

now if they are over 2m high a neighbour can apply to the council to force yu to cut them back, or you get billed for tthe work

atb

steve


quote:
Originally posted by macspeedy
Firts off organise a meeting of locosts and make as much noise as possible perhaps an all day barbeque followed by a drive followed by a drive and guess it followed by a drive

for the long term solution plant lots of fast growing trees such as leylandii

sit back and watch them grow!!!!


[Edited on 17/9/05 by steve_gus]





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Messenjah

posted on 3/10/05 at 09:04 PM Reply With Quote
if you need a very lod thrash metal band with some big amps its easy enough to arrange and will probably wee of the neighbours alot had th epolice round 6 times at my last party with them playing int he front room ROFL

always a good option

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wilkingj

posted on 3/10/05 at 09:19 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Messenjah
if you need a very lod thrash metal band with some big amps its easy enough to arrange and will probably wee of the neighbours alot had th epolice round 6 times at my last party with them playing int he front room ROFL

always a good option


You then INVITE ALL the neighbours Except the twats... that way you dont upset everyone in the street.







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