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Dick Axtell

posted on 16/3/04 at 08:31 PM Reply With Quote
Lucky B*st*rd???

Item in 2nite's local rag :-

Mexico - Man voluntarily went into hospital, & has since become a national wonder, having hundreds of visitors.

He was "suffering" from an erection, which had already lasted for 6 days!!!!!!

Wonder what he was on?? Struggling to curb feeings of envy.





Work-in-Progress: Changed to Zetec + T9. Still trying!!

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JoelP

posted on 16/3/04 at 09:00 PM Reply With Quote
on a similar 'vein', i heard about a guy who injected coke or speed into his tool, and had a similar problem. Sad ending though, he got gangrene and lost something like 9 fingers, 10 toes 2 nuts and one shriveled tool!

and the lesson from that one is....






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Mark H

posted on 16/3/04 at 09:37 PM Reply With Quote
...use diet coke next time?





Mark Harrison and
Q986 KCP back from the dead...

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JoelP

posted on 16/3/04 at 09:59 PM Reply With Quote
well thats certainly one option! maybe doctor pepper, whats the worst that can happen?!






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Fatboy Dave

posted on 16/3/04 at 10:03 PM Reply With Quote
Your knackers turn green and drop off, that's about the worst that could happen

ISTR a song about a detachable penis in the charts a couple years back...?





Dave

Stop the planet, I want to get off

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Scotty

posted on 17/3/04 at 08:47 AM Reply With Quote
my ding-a-ling ????????????????
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