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MK9R

posted on 13/9/09 at 07:58 PM Reply With Quote
Can't live with them, can't live without them!

I could quite happily manage without them! Bloody women!





Cheers Austen

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pgtips

posted on 13/9/09 at 08:01 PM Reply With Quote
.

Explain please.

Popcorn





If I die, my biggest fear is that my wife sells all my toys for the price I told her I bought them for...

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Jon Ison

posted on 13/9/09 at 08:01 PM Reply With Quote
I would struggle to cuddle up to a hairy bum to be honest.






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Thinking about it

posted on 13/9/09 at 08:07 PM Reply With Quote
Drum roll.....................
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nick205

posted on 13/9/09 at 08:15 PM Reply With Quote
What's she done

Crashed the car?

Ironed your denims with a crease?

Limited your race budget?

????






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MK9R

posted on 13/9/09 at 08:23 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nick205
What's she done

Crashed the car?

Ironed your denims with a crease?

Limited your race budget?

????


Clean her car (that I bought her 2 weeks agao) at 8am this morning, only to be moaned at at 9am asking "what I was doing", this made me late for footy, she went to her moms for the day to do exactly as she wanted, I played footy. Came home after a pint and earnt some money fixing a customers car. Went back to pub, had a few more beers, came home and was half way through eating my takeaway when she arrived home and started to scream like a banshee!

<End of beer fuel rant> but could happily live without it!





Cheers Austen

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nick205

posted on 13/9/09 at 08:27 PM Reply With Quote
It's just not needed is it

Still, back to work tomorrow for a little peace and quiet

....just thinking on....you hadn't left muddy/oiley footprints anywhere or used the good Tupperware for oil changing have you....?

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MK9R

posted on 13/9/09 at 08:34 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nick205
It's just not needed is it

Still, back to work tomorrow for a little peace and quiet

....just thinking on....you hadn't left muddy/oiley footprints anywhere or used the good Tupperware for oil changing have you....?


I'd poo on the door step, but at least I'd cleaned myself up!


That was a joke, but her reaction warranteed me lying in a pile if excriment on our bed!





Cheers Austen

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omega0684

posted on 13/9/09 at 08:37 PM Reply With Quote
what was she screaming for?
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MK9R

posted on 13/9/09 at 08:40 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by omega0684
what was she screaming for?

Exactly, nothings ever good enough!





Cheers Austen

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omega0684

posted on 13/9/09 at 08:49 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MK9R
Exactly, nothings ever good enough!

should you have got the chef's special chow mein and not just the chicken?

have you been going out under 6 months, if you have, i say bin her!

[Edited on 13/9/09 by omega0684]

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nick205

posted on 13/9/09 at 08:56 PM Reply With Quote
I'd say I hope she doesn't bloody see this

...or maybe she should

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marcjagman

posted on 13/9/09 at 09:14 PM Reply With Quote
Can't live with them, and it's illegal to shoot them
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Andi

posted on 13/9/09 at 09:20 PM Reply With Quote
Didnt you know.. Our sole purpose for existence is to please Women.. All of the time, and to know what they want, when they want it.
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Macbeast

posted on 13/9/09 at 10:46 PM Reply With Quote
Does this happen regularly, at intervals of about one month ?
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blakep82

posted on 13/9/09 at 11:23 PM Reply With Quote
i'm happily single...





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RK

posted on 14/9/09 at 12:11 AM Reply With Quote
Rub in in why don't you?

We are always wrong, will always be wrong, and if they are not around to hear us say something, we are wrong, because it's fundamental. This is their view.

There is nothing you can do about it. Nothing.

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speedyxjs

posted on 14/9/09 at 06:01 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by blakep82
i'm happily single...


x2

The perfect way to avoid these situations





How long can i resist the temptation to drop a V8 in?

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Peteff

posted on 14/9/09 at 08:34 AM Reply With Quote
We've been married 35 years this month and I can honestly say my wife has never screamed at me once in all that time. I bet she watches Eastenders and Coro, they start to think it's real life. Wean her off television and you'll see the difference. Otherwise, you picked her, suck it up and stop moaning





yours, Pete

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BenB

posted on 14/9/09 at 11:33 AM Reply With Quote
Well you know what they say

"If a man stands alone in a forest and speaks and there's no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?"


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MikeR

posted on 14/9/09 at 12:09 PM Reply With Quote
I keep getting surprised how lucky I am at the moment (less than 6 months so i guess she's still being nice to me).

Came home Saturday night and she cuddled up to me as I put match of the day on and drank a cider (she's been driving so i'd already had a couple). She then went through a long rant about something football related.

Add to that her disappointment at missing the brighton speed trails this weekend.

Today she agreed I can use her garage as storage space! (i don't think she realises that the deal "i fix her 6'x4' shed roof and I get the garage" is quite as one sided as i see it).

Oh, she also agreed to help me with a transit van collect 9 doors for my house, 4 sheets of ali and some furniture from ikea!

No, before you wonder she hasn't got any single sisters, nor is she blind or terminally stupid.

(yes i am waiting for the catch ..... there has to be one)

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DarrenW

posted on 14/9/09 at 02:04 PM Reply With Quote
Screaming will end when leaky week is over.






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nick205

posted on 14/9/09 at 02:07 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DarrenW
Screaming will end when leaky week is over.



PMSL

"leaky week"

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MK9R

posted on 14/9/09 at 02:09 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DarrenW
Screaming will end when leaky week is over.


weeks must be 31 days long in our house then!!!





Cheers Austen

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richard thomas

posted on 14/9/09 at 07:24 PM Reply With Quote
Get shot of her.....

Mind you, could be worse - you could have mine

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