scootz
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 posted on 7/1/10 at 02:28 PM |
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Do You Think He Used Box or Round Tube???....
IDIOT STICKING THINGS INTO TUBES LINKY
It's Evolution Baby!
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v8kid
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| posted on 7/1/10 at 02:30 PM |
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Or even bent!!
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steve m
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| posted on 7/1/10 at 02:33 PM |
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I read that about 10 mins ago, and thought why doesnt he go outside in the cold with some wd40??
it should of helped !!!
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mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 7/1/10 at 02:34 PM |
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four-and-a-half-inchs............
Thats cheered me up stax......
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andkilde
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| posted on 7/1/10 at 02:34 PM |
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Hmmn, you'd want to carefully de-burr your locost girlfriend.
And in the immortal words of Harry Block "There's always time for lubricant!"
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 7/1/10 at 02:41 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by steve m
I read that about 10 mins ago, and thought why doesnt he go outside in the cold with some wd40??
it should of helped !!!
more like throw a bucket of cold water over him, really some folk
[Edited on 7/1/10 by Mr Whippy]
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balidey
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| posted on 7/1/10 at 03:07 PM |
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quote:
The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch grinder to cut the pipe from around the man's penis and it took about 30 minutes
they'd need to use a 9" grinder for me
[Edited on 7/1/10 by balidey]
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r1_pete
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| posted on 7/1/10 at 03:10 PM |
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You can see how it happend though,
In the garage with his mate:
"shall we fit this tube now?"
"Nah f*** it!"
Simple mistake
[Edited on 7/1/10 by r1_pete]
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 7/1/10 at 03:15 PM |
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na it was just one of those awkward jobs you think...god I need three hands to do this! he should have just bought a G-clamp
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iscmatt
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| posted on 7/1/10 at 03:18 PM |
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quote:
"It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during
the cutting.
haha
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Thinking about it
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| posted on 7/1/10 at 03:20 PM |
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Anyone off here?
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r1_pete
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| posted on 7/1/10 at 03:30 PM |
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Or maybe he gjust misread the instruction:
"Fit that round member"
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carpmart
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| posted on 7/1/10 at 03:39 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Thinking about it
Anyone off here?
Are you really expecting someone to own up to that? 
You only live once - make the most of it!
Radical Clubsport, Kwaker motor
'94 MX5 MK1, 1.8
F10 M5 - 600bhp Daily Hack 
Range Rover Sport - Wife's Car
Mercedes A class - Son's Car
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balidey
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| posted on 7/1/10 at 03:40 PM |
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someone who's not posted on here for a few days?
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02GF74
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| posted on 7/1/10 at 03:57 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Thinking about it
Anyone off here?
I am keeping quiet but ....
[Edited on 7/1/10 by 02GF74]
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Danozeman
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| posted on 7/1/10 at 04:08 PM |
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You can see how it happend though,
In the garage with his mate:
"shall we fit this tube now?"
"Nah f*** it!"
Simple mistake
I actually know someone dumb enough to take that literally!!!
Surely an air line down the other end would have relieved it?!
Dan
Built the purple peril!! Let the modifications begin!!
http://www.eastangliankitcars.co.uk
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Steve G
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| posted on 7/1/10 at 04:12 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by 02GF74
quote:
Originally posted by Thinking about it
Anyone off here?
I am keeping quiet but ....
"about 6" long". Condolences to you and the Mrs!! 
[Edited on 7/1/10 by Steve G]
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Nash
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| posted on 7/1/10 at 06:48 PM |
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You'll be happy to know the buising has gone but the swelling has remained!
I'm ok now thanks for your concern 
I'll have you know it was only 6 inches long but was also 7" diameter
oh.... did that come out loud
Only joking really.............. honest
It's What You Do Next That Counts.
Build It, Buy It, Drive It:
Southern Kit Car Club
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speedyxjs
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| posted on 7/1/10 at 07:45 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by r1_pete
You can see how it happend though,
In the garage with his mate:
"shall we fit this tube now?"
"Nah f*** it!"
Simple mistake
roflol
How long can i resist the temptation to drop a V8 in?
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Confused but excited.
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| posted on 7/1/10 at 07:46 PM |
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Brings new meaning to 'Having a grind'
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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norfolkluego
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| posted on 7/1/10 at 08:56 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Thinking about it
Anyone off here?
Someone posting in shaky writing, we'll know the culprit (or .... For Sale, small quantity of tube, some grinder marks)
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scootz
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| posted on 7/1/10 at 09:37 PM |
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This is NOT a case of 'whoever smelt it dealt it'.
It's Evolution Baby!
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02GF74
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| posted on 7/1/10 at 09:59 PM |
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as James May would say "oh cock!".
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James
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| posted on 8/1/10 at 01:18 AM |
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I'm pretty damn good with a grinder but I just don't see how you can go all the way through the tube without going 'through'
the tube into the goods beneath!
I like the way the fire service sent a team of 7! 6 of them must have been standing around pissing themselves!
Cheers,
James
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"The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses, behind the lines, in the gym and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
- Muhammad Ali
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Peteff
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| posted on 8/1/10 at 10:42 AM |
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Was it that Mark Evans bloke off telly. A 4x4 is born taking it a bit too literal, he does get very excited though doesn't he ?
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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