JoelP
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 posted on 27/4/04 at 09:06 AM |
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email virus warning.
If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes", delete it IMMEDIATELY.
Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks
within 20 feet of your confuser.
It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field
harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
It will program your phone auto-dial to call only 900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH
WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your beer.
FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine,
all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.
It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files,
changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences.
If the "Badtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in
dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk
with whole milk!
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flak monkey
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| posted on 27/4/04 at 09:33 AM |
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Sera
http://www.motosera.com
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Fozzie
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 posted on 27/4/04 at 09:54 AM |
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ooooeerrrrrr!
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barrie sharp
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| posted on 27/4/04 at 10:21 AM |
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I think i must have opened this about 3 weeks aggo
the cars looking good" a blind man would be pleased to see it"
''stop press'' the blind mans seen it said "it felt ok"
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Peteff
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| posted on 27/4/04 at 11:56 AM |
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Damn that virus, I just opened a multipack of crisps and there's no cheese and onion in it and extrs salt and vinegars and I hate them. How did
it know?
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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