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omega 24 v6

posted on 9/3/10 at 05:54 PM Reply With Quote
Fesycresy's manifesto

this is what i believe the majority of the hard working and law abiding (ish) (driving misdemeanours excluded) public want.
1. a strong leader who will take no sh1t off anyone

2. who will throw out all the illegals and deport any immigrant who breaks the law

3. death penalty for peado's

4. sack all the worthless goverment officials who take back-handers and duck houses

5. look after the front line staff, nurses, firemen, teachers, doctors etc

6. give the police more powers to kick the sh1t into pond scum chavs

7. if we are to stay at war at least give them better gear and money or get them home

8. declare war on France





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blakep82

posted on 9/3/10 at 06:01 PM Reply With Quote
aye, alright. why not





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TimC

posted on 9/3/10 at 06:05 PM Reply With Quote
Have you met Fesycresy? The guy's a freakin' loon! I saw him once with his trousers on the wrong way around. Honestly, DO NOT encourage him.

I voted in support by the way.






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clairetoo

posted on 9/3/10 at 06:06 PM Reply With Quote
I'd vote for that - France would be so much better without those pesky French





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James

posted on 9/3/10 at 06:14 PM Reply With Quote
1. No, I wish the government would just leave us alone to get on with things! Stop making laws! About 4000 new laws have come in since Labour got in power. do you know how much that costs?!!!

2. I agree the country is full. But by definition we don't know who most illegal immigrants are! So any promises of this nature are just impossible to achieve. We throw out a lot of people (escorted out on planes)- I know this for a fact as I know atleast 3 people who do it for a job!!!

3. No, we're not barbarians. It's just not worth having the death penalty in case of the odd mistake- which does happen! Think Guildford 4, Birmingham 6 etc. etc. People are a long time dead and death is an easy get out. If you're religious they're going to hell for eternity anyway so why rush it now and skimp on the punishment if it turns out there is no hell!!!

4. We have one of the least corrupt systems in the world! The rules allowed these claims in the most part. Change the rules is the answer.

5. It's soldiers who deserve more pay, this lot get plenty!

6. Hmmmm. Come on! Are we actually advocating the police handing out summary corporal punishment??? With the amount of people on here who claim to have been wrongly punished over using mobile phones this would seem unpopular.

7. Agree 100%

8. France is brilliant. Lovely place, people, food and weather. And need I mention they created Savate!!! A sport I utterly love doing and for which I regularly represent Great Britain!

SAVATE



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fesycresy

posted on 9/3/10 at 07:24 PM Reply With Quote
James,

No. 1 - I said strong leader not another poncy law maker.

No. 2 - On a plane, seriously! I send them packing in a cargo ship. What are the Navy up to these days, they have boats? I reckon as a layman I could tell the difference.

No. 3 - I am a barbarian, seen me eat? Just listened to the news today, a guy lured a girl on facebook, raped and killed her. He admitted it. He'll be back out in the community in a few years.

No. 4 - Your probably right, but it turns my stomach, I pay soooooo much tax for them to take the p1ss.

No. 5 - My wife got rushed into hospital last Friday, there was ONE nurse in the emergency referal ward. Why so little staff?

No. 6 - No you are quite right. We should encorage vigilantes instead!

No. 7 - Top man.

No. 8 - Now I did say I would relent on this one. I'll save it for my second term in office.

Savate? My daughter does Brazilian Jiu Jitsu / MMA and my son Korean Kickboxing. But I'd still rather go to Disneyland.

France you have a 4 year reprieve, then you better watch out..............





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richard thomas

posted on 9/3/10 at 07:55 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by TimC
Have you met Fesycresy? The guy's a freakin' loon! I saw him once with his trousers on the wrong way around. Honestly, DO NOT encourage him.

I voted in support by the way.



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Ninehigh

posted on 9/3/10 at 08:09 PM Reply With Quote
1. Yes

2. Can we throw out the lazy English who won't get a job, rather than immigrants who will? Think we need to define a difference between immigrants who sponge and immigrants who work.

3. Punishment by crime! Sex offenders will be violated with a great big rampant rabbit, violent crimes will be punished by a good kicking etc.

4. True.

5. Yes.

6. Indeed.

7. 110% with you

8. Why?






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Steve Hignett

posted on 9/3/10 at 08:24 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by richard thomas
quote:
Originally posted by TimC
Have you met Fesycresy? The guy's a freakin' loon! I saw him once with his trousers on the wrong way around. Honestly, DO NOT encourage him.

I voted in support by the way.












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tomprescott

posted on 9/3/10 at 08:29 PM Reply With Quote
I agree with most of the points (well all bar no 8) but as a pragmatist I see only one way that would work; dictatorship.

I'd rather have broken democracy, all the issues in our country are relatively small niggling things - thats obvious due to the complacency about dealing with them, lots of people whine (me included) about the poor state of things but aren't motivated enough to actively change them!

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omega 24 v6

posted on 9/3/10 at 08:35 PM Reply With Quote
The point I'm trying to make is that ( from the results so far ) our elected representatives do not carry out our wishes.
NOW whether that is because their hands are tied or european laws prohibit it IMHO is irrelavent. We should be able to have what the majority want in this country regardless of what any other country says.





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ReMan

posted on 9/3/10 at 10:44 PM Reply With Quote
" Can we throw out the lazy English who won't get a job, rather than immigrants who will? Think we need to define a difference between immigrants who sponge and immigrants who work.
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Definatlyt, I'd vote for somone who saw through this

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omega 24 v6

posted on 9/3/10 at 11:11 PM Reply With Quote
The immigrants part as I read it applies onlt to Illegal imigrants AND those that don't obey our laws.





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ReMan

posted on 9/3/10 at 11:16 PM Reply With Quote
I was more struck on the lazy english element!
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Ninehigh

posted on 9/3/10 at 11:19 PM Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by ReMan
I was more struck on the lazy english element!


Well that's my point, the missus watched this documentary where they put a few unemployed people in some jobs that are mainly done by migrant workers. Out of the few that even bothered to turn up, one of the managers said if he had to employ British workers like the ones he was given he'd be out of business because they were so slow, and being paid by the amount of work they weren't getting minimum wage which meant he'd have to top up their wages and push up the cost of his produce.






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omega 24 v6

posted on 9/3/10 at 11:22 PM Reply With Quote
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I was more struck on the lazy english element!



Hey it's not just the English there are some right lazy Feckers up here as well





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RK

posted on 9/3/10 at 11:22 PM Reply With Quote
Again, what do I know, I'm not a Brit...

I know your country isn't built on immigrants like ours is, but there are always a few bad apples that get through the system. They are not the majority. Declare war on France? Odd, because except for the language (and even then) it is the MOST like the UK of any European country; must be, it's full of British people. To us, once we know what they are saying you are very very similar. French governments and bureaucracy on the other hand...

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Ninehigh

posted on 9/3/10 at 11:23 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by omega 24 v6
quote:

I was more struck on the lazy english element!



Hey it's not just the English there are some right lazy Feckers up here as well


Ah but I can't say lazy Scottish that's racist and I'll end up in jail






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omega 24 v6

posted on 9/3/10 at 11:26 PM Reply With Quote
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Ah but I can't say lazy Scottish that's racist and I'll end up in jail



NAH the police will beat you to death first.





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Ninehigh

posted on 9/3/10 at 11:32 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by omega 24 v6
quote:

Ah but I can't say lazy Scottish that's racist and I'll end up in jail



NAH the police will beat you to death first.


Yeah shame I'm not 15 or an actual criminal cos then they can't touch me!






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Ninehigh

posted on 10/3/10 at 10:09 PM Reply With Quote
Can I add one?

9. If one of the members of Parliment screw up big time, they're not allowed to resign. They will stay there and fix the problem they caused and make sure it never happens again.

10. Lower fuel tax! (can't believe it's not on here already)






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