James
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| posted on 12/5/04 at 10:21 AM |
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Birthday
"Two weeks ago was my 50th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too good that
morning anyway.
I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy
Birthday," and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say "Good
Morning," let alone any "Happy Birthday,"
I thought, "Well, that's wives for you. The children will remember." The
children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. I started to the office
I was feeling pretty low and despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said,"Good Morning Boss,
Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better, someone had remembered. I
worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's
such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just
you and me."
I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go."
We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go. We went out into the
country to a little private place. We had two martinis an enjoyed lunch
tremendosly.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful
day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess
not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment
she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and
slip into something more comfortable." "Sure," I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a
big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends.
All were singing Happy Birthday...
And there on the couch I sat...naked. "
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Deckman001
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| posted on 12/5/04 at 10:48 AM |
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Blimey James, you sure don't look 50 
Bad luck with the secretary tho 
Jason
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James
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| posted on 12/5/04 at 11:27 AM |
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You didn't realise I had a wife and kids either though did you! 
Cheers,
James
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Deckman001
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| posted on 12/5/04 at 01:19 PM |
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Jason
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 12/5/04 at 01:22 PM |
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or indeed a secretary
atb
steve
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James
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| posted on 12/5/04 at 03:10 PM |
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I actually have two! 
I've only spoken to one on the phone though and the other is not... errr.... young! 
James
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Cita
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| posted on 12/5/04 at 06:36 PM |
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Nice one James but what's the problem if everybody has seen you naked before?
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Hellfire
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| posted on 13/5/04 at 02:22 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by James
I actually have two!
I've only spoken to one on the phone though and the other is not... errr.... young!
James
That would class you as a bigamist - Having two wives
Can't understand why you'd marry someone who you've only spoken to on the phone......... unless she's loaded, which would also
explain why you married the older one. How much do you stand to inherit
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James
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| posted on 13/5/04 at 04:45 PM |
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I married them under Nigerian law- that way I can get all the money!
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 13/5/04 at 06:38 PM |
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not any relation from that nice man thats emailed us aall with a fantastic nigerian money making opportunuity!
atb
steve
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