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TimC

posted on 13/5/10 at 04:48 PM Reply With Quote
Self control..

I find myself in a position where I would love to tell someon to (ahem) 'Get stuffed!' but I am unable as it is not in my interest to. How frustrating is that?

Calm calm calm calm, fluffy bunnies, "Wooooo-shaaaah" etc

Apologies for the largely pointless post, but hey...






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55ant

posted on 13/5/10 at 04:53 PM Reply With Quote
spread a weird rumor about them, it will make you feel good.





away from cars, now cycling and building TT bikes

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Miks15

posted on 13/5/10 at 04:53 PM Reply With Quote
i think an explanation as to why you would like to tell this person to get stuffed is needed

And weve all been there!

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richardh

posted on 13/5/10 at 04:53 PM Reply With Quote
stick nails under their tyres





Time for a change!

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Agriv8

posted on 13/5/10 at 04:59 PM Reply With Quote
valve paste in engine oil !!!!

try this one next time they wind you up and if it turning into an argument ask them if they are

... sexually fustrated



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55ant

posted on 13/5/10 at 04:59 PM Reply With Quote

click me, you know you want to





away from cars, now cycling and building TT bikes

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Confused but excited.

posted on 13/5/10 at 05:09 PM Reply With Quote
That's one stressed out dude!
He should have smacked someone days ago.





Tell them about the bent treacle edges!

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Coopz

posted on 13/5/10 at 08:08 PM Reply With Quote
Ha Ha what a great video Love the part where the guy escapes out the back door
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welderman

posted on 13/5/10 at 08:09 PM Reply With Quote
dont hold back just tell em i would mate





Thank's, Joe

I don't stalk people


http://www.locostbuilders.co.uk/forum/23/viewthread.php?tid=172301

Back on with the Fisher Fury R1

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Steve Hignett

posted on 13/5/10 at 10:11 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 55ant

click me, you know you want to


I love the fat old guy in white shirt taking pictures (2.50 ish)... Two fella's holding the bloke down and the fat old guy is still pooping himself...






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iank

posted on 14/5/10 at 06:42 AM Reply With Quote
This is the technique I use in that situation.

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Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp cool mountain air.

Nothing can bother you here.

No one knows this secret place.

You are in total seclusion from that place called “the world.”

The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

The water is clear and you can easily make out the face of the person whose head you’re holding under the water.

Look. It’s the person who caused you all this stress. What a pleasant surprise.

You let them up… just for a quick breath… then ploop!… back under they go…

You allow yourself as many deep breaths as you want.

There now… feeling better?





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skinned knuckles

posted on 14/5/10 at 07:48 AM Reply With Quote
as the video shows, its bad to hold these in for too long. if they build up you will eventually pop. maybe not at the person who has been causing the frustration but at someone or somehting. its happened to me often enough , though not on the scale of the bloke in the vid





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FFTS

posted on 16/5/10 at 11:29 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by iank
This is the technique I use in that situation.

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Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp cool mountain air.

Nothing can bother you here.

No one knows this secret place.

You are in total seclusion from that place called “the world.”

The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

The water is clear and you can easily make out the face of the person whose head you’re holding under the water.

Look. It’s the person who caused you all this stress. What a pleasant surprise.

You let them up… just for a quick breath… then ploop!… back under they go…

You allow yourself as many deep breaths as you want.

There now… feeling better?


and if this doesn't work then just

KICK THE F**K OUT OF THEM





Chris.

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