Space Shuttle mission
There's a Space Shuttle mission with 2 monkeys and a woman on board.
The NASA headquarters in Houston calls the shuttle after exiting the
Earth's atmosphere:
"Monkey number 1, Monkey number 1 go to the television screen."
The monkey moves to the screen and sits down. He is told to:
"Release the pressure in compartment 1, increase the temperature in engine
4 and to release oxygen to the reactors."
So the monkey makes the necessary pressure, temperature changes, and
releases the oxygen
A few moments later Houston calls again:
"Monkey number 2, Monkey number 2 go to the television screen."
The monkey moves to the screen and sits down. He is told to:
"Add Carbon Dioxide to room 4, to stop the fuel injection to engine 3, to
add nitrogen to the fuel compartment and to analyse the solar radiation."
So the monkey makes the necessary carbon dioxide and fuel changes, adds
the nitrogen and does the analysis of the solar radiation.
A little later on, Houston calls again:
"Woman, woman please approach the television screen."
The woman moves to the screen and sits down and just as she is about to be
told what to do she says.....
"I know, I know!!............ Feed the monkeys, and don't touch a thing! "
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