mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 7/10/04 at 11:07 AM |
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Did you ever stop and wonder.
Did you ever stop and wonder......
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna
eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum."
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast
To a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get
undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs!
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?
Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first
place?
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mookaloid
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| posted on 7/10/04 at 11:17 AM |
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Quite amusing
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Peteff
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| posted on 7/10/04 at 11:45 AM |
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And Preparation H
Who spotted a dead shark and thought, "I wonder if I blend its liver will it do anything for my piles?"
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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Rob Lane
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| posted on 7/10/04 at 04:15 PM |
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In answer to why no light in freezer. It has a sensible answer.
Once door closed and freezing temp is reached by the light filament, opening the door and light coming on causes thermal shock to filament and they
burn out after only a few operations.
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spunky
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| posted on 7/10/04 at 04:56 PM |
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there's always one....
quote:
Originally posted by Rob Lane
In answer to why no light in freezer. It has a sensible answer.
Once door closed and freezing temp is reached by the light filament, opening the door and light coming on causes thermal shock to filament and they
burn out after only a few operations.
 
The reckless man may not live as long......
But the cautious man does not live at all.....
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blueshift
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| posted on 7/10/04 at 05:39 PM |
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Though now, they could put LEDs in there.
I'm surprised about the thermal shock thing actually. in a fridge the filament goes from 2 or so degrees to incandescent temp (what's
that.. at least a couple of hundred?), why the big difference going from -15 or whatever it is in a freezer?
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Rob Lane
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| posted on 7/10/04 at 06:25 PM |
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Alright, f$%*k it now, dummys out of pram.
Try to bring a bit of education to the masses and get p*ss taken out of me.
That's it I'm off to Caterham forum.
Still, then again there's not even one brain cell on there.
Don't tell me I know. "I should feel at home there then"
[Edited on 7/10/04 by Rob Lane]
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I love speed :-P
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| posted on 7/10/04 at 06:34 PM |
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well our freezer has got a light in it
Don't Steal
The Government doesn’t like the competition
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jack trolley
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| posted on 7/10/04 at 07:15 PM |
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In W.H. Smiths magazine section under the heading of "Crafts & Needlework" they have tattoo magazines. 
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 7/10/04 at 08:05 PM |
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my freezer has a light on the rim of the door so that it shines inside
cunning those italians.
it hasnt changed sides yet tho
atb
steve
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