Mobile phones ringing in the pub grrrr
Paddy was sitting in the bar of his local, when suddenly the mobile phone
rings.
Paddy picks it up and the following conversation ensues:
"Hello"?
"Darling, it's me, are you in the pub"?
"I am that"
"Great! I'm in town and I just saw a beautiful coat. It's absolutely
gorgeous! Can I buy it"?
"How much is it"?"
"Only £150.00 my love".
"OK, but for that price I want all the extras tonight".
"Great my love! But before we hang up, there's something else..."
"Yes"?
"It might seem like a lot, but I was checking the bank account and...I just
happened to stop by the estate agents this morning. Guess what, the house we
looked at last year is on sale! Remember"? "The one with the swimming pool
and a huge garden over an acre in size, overlooking the sea..."
"How much are they asking?"
"Only £175,000...a real bargain...and I see that we have that much in the
bank..."
"Well, then, go ahead and buy it, but only offer £150,000. Okay?"
"Okay, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later! I love you!"
"Bye..." Paddy hangs up, closes the phone down, and shouts, "Hey lads, does
anybody know whose phone this is"?
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