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mangogrooveworkshop

posted on 27/10/04 at 05:22 PM Reply With Quote
TIP OF THE DAY

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Choose your pet wisely...

..Remember that over time ----- owners begin to look like their pets... ;o)

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Chris_R

posted on 27/10/04 at 06:04 PM Reply With Quote
or...

Lose weight quickly by eating raw pork or rancid tuna. The subsequent food poisoning/diarrhea will enable you to lose 12 pounds in only 2 days.





A bit of slapstick never hurt anyone.

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Chris_R

posted on 27/10/04 at 06:07 PM Reply With Quote
or...

Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving across the road.





A bit of slapstick never hurt anyone.

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mangogrooveworkshop

posted on 27/10/04 at 08:20 PM Reply With Quote
lol
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Stu16v

posted on 27/10/04 at 09:30 PM Reply With Quote
the golden oldie...

Never eat yellow snow





Dont just build it.....make it!

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JoelP

posted on 27/10/04 at 09:38 PM Reply With Quote
off my wife and kids:

i gotta tip for you. yeah, really. look, right here on the end of my shoe. and you're gonna get it if you look at my daughter again.






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Chris_R

posted on 28/10/04 at 04:31 PM Reply With Quote
28/10/04

Never attempt to fasten your shoe laces in a revolving supermarket door.





A bit of slapstick never hurt anyone.

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Chris_R

posted on 28/10/04 at 04:34 PM Reply With Quote
If we keep it up this could become one of the longest running threads. You've started something now Mangogroove.





A bit of slapstick never hurt anyone.

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