pbura
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| posted on 2/11/04 at 05:52 PM |
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Eggs
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We
need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You
NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt
them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
Pete
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Mk-Ninja
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| posted on 2/11/04 at 06:00 PM |
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Clasic 
I'm sure I've got one, just don't know where I've put it
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Peteff
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| posted on 2/11/04 at 07:08 PM |
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Not my wife.
She trusts me implicitly. She sits there with her eyes shut, white knuckled gripping the dash.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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marcyboy
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| posted on 2/11/04 at 08:08 PM |
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well with white knuckles you don't want her to be grabbing anything else
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JoelP
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| posted on 2/11/04 at 10:43 PM |
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thats brilliant pete. love it...
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Brooky
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| posted on 3/11/04 at 09:58 AM |
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I often set off the passenger wind bag whilst driving.
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