Toothless smile. (rude joke...don't read it!)
A little boy went shopping with his mother, and was waiting outside the ladies' for his Mum to come out. The little boy was bored, and just
when his Mom was walking out, she saw her son sliding his hand up a mannequin's skirt.
"Get your hand out of there!" she shouted. "Don't you know that women have teeth down there?"
The little boy quickly snatched his hand away and thanked his lucky stars he didn't get bitten.
For the next ten years, the little boy grew up believing women had a set of teeth between their legs.
At the age of sixteen, he got himself a girlfriend, and one night, while her parents were out, she invited him over for a little action.
After an hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she said, "You know, you could go a little further, if you want.
"What do you mean?" he asked.
"Well, why don't you put your hand between my legs?" she said, pointing to her crotch.
"No fuckin' way! He screamed, "you've got teeth down there!"
"Don't be ridiculous," she said, "there's no teeth down there."
"Yes, there are," he said, "My Mum told me so."
"No, there aren't," she insisted. "Here, look for yourself."
With that, she pulled down her pants and gave him a little peek.
"No I'm sorry" he says. "My Mum already told me that ALL women have teeth down there."
"Oh, for crying out loud!" she cried. She whipped off her G-string, threw her legs behind her ears and said, "See! I don't
have any teeth down there."
The boy took a good long look and replied, "Well, it's no bloody wonder. Look at the state of your gums!"
Cheers, Rorty.
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posted on 17/12/04 at 12:04 PM
