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theconrodkid

posted on 14/2/05 at 07:14 PM Reply With Quote
nhs

mashed my arm today,went to the docs on the way home,cant be seen till march 1st not an emergency so i will have to get sleeping bag and go to accident and EMERGENCY at the local hospital.
is this what i pay all my taxes for?





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mookaloid

posted on 14/2/05 at 07:16 PM Reply With Quote
What is mashed?

well I know what mashed is with regard to potatoes but what is it on an arm?


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Ben_Copeland

posted on 14/2/05 at 07:25 PM Reply With Quote
Dont need stitches then

Friend of mine just had her boobs lifted on the NHS... thats what you pay your taxes for





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Peteff

posted on 14/2/05 at 07:30 PM Reply With Quote
Friend of mine just had her boobs lifted on the NHS

I'd have done that for her, as long as they're not too heavy. My poor back . Can I just weigh them first.
WAAHAAY.





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Surrey Dave

posted on 14/2/05 at 07:35 PM Reply With Quote
What ya done john boy?
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scoobyis2cool

posted on 14/2/05 at 07:50 PM Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Ben_CopelandFriend of mine just had her boobs lifted on the NHS... thats what you pay your taxes for


If we paid for them does that mean we have a right to see them?

Pete





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Ben_Copeland

posted on 14/2/05 at 08:34 PM Reply With Quote
Fraid not.. i dont even get that Privilege!





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theconrodkid

posted on 15/2/05 at 06:53 AM Reply With Quote
done my wrist in,cant even roll a cig without great pain,goin to hospital today,see ya all sometime?





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James

posted on 15/2/05 at 09:22 AM Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by theconrodkid
done my wrist in,


You know what Jon? Sometimes you just make it too easy...



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theconrodkid

posted on 15/2/05 at 04:05 PM Reply With Quote
ive got torn ligiments,6 months in the bahamas surounded by philipino nurses is the only treatment





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Peteff

posted on 15/2/05 at 04:14 PM Reply With Quote
Worse than a breakage that.

Ligger mints, that's after eights they give away at film premiers isn't it? You look like buying real fags for a while John





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theconrodkid

posted on 15/2/05 at 05:36 PM Reply With Quote
when the ceiling comes crashing down and your world is imploding around you,you think it cant get any worse....comes petef,s pearls of wisdom





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